Lets write haikus!

Triple post much mard?
I am reporting this for spam
(I am just kidding)

 

The triple post​

You will get banned from here​

But you can't​

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(To Mardrin_The_Mad)​

 

さて、私​

あなたよりも俳句​

それを取る​

 

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three and eight and five​

That's too little and too much​

Your haiku is wrong​

 

nanananana​

nanananananana​

nanana batman!​

 

Chocolate milk all day long
Boy i love it oh so much
Chocolate milk for the win

 

Moo moo moo moo moo
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
Leave all the cows alone

 

seven, all seven.
five, seven and five again,
that's the correct way

you don't count the words,
It's the syllables you count,
but you didn't know that.

 

You Haiku Nazi​

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Have you got any mercy on​

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The new writers here?​

 

Those new writers here,​

Should know how to write haikus,​

Or leave when they don't.​

 

We argue with words​

We fight with pen and keyboard​

Tonight we fight now.​

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The haiku battle​

begins with one swift motion.​

Be very careful now.​

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One mistake ends you.​

One mistake loses the fight​

and your mod honor.​

 

The mountain rises here.​

I remember the little hill​

It once was before.​

 

Age of Empires​

Left me bored after a game,​

So I logged on here.​

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I then intruded ​

a war of eloquent speech;​

i uz bd grmmr​

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i lk gd waflz​

th r so baws bt i lk​

Belgn waflz mst​

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I am bored again;​

leaving to find something else​

to occupy me.​

 

My honour and pride,​

they're at stake in this battle,​

Therefore I accept.​

I will not give up​

I will continue to fight here,​

I will win, because​

One mistake you made​

an ironic one indeed​

you misspelled haiku​

 

Noticing an error.​

Everyone must be proud now.​

Your pride ruins all here.​

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You are never soft.​

The mercy you give is low.​

And you will fall down.​

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You sit around, sloth.​

Waiting to wave your knowladge,​

but you know nothing.​

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A mistake in words.​

The spelling doesn't matter.​

The meaning does now.​