I want to rate this winner twice it's so awesome

 

Guys use before the link so u dont have to click the link derpbaggs

i like cheese-not just any cheese chilli cheese

 

This is very moist.

 

I don't agree, the moistness levels are over 9000.

 

you're calling us derpbaggs when you put your signature in your message.

(chili cheese isn't even that good...)

 

Ryan how old are you? o_O
PS you need a stache.

 

16! Lol, I couldn't grow a mustache even if I tried.

 

Try Harder

 

no, dont.

mustaches are mucho creepy on 16 year olds

 

Mustaches are mucho creepy.
I should've said try to grow a BEARD harder.

 

yes
beards =/= mustache

beards are good
mustaches are definitely not

 

I has a moist ache [ see what I did there?]
And it is amazing ;3

 

I need proof. The only good mustache was Chaplin's stache!

 

(If you look him up, you'll see that he posts that EVERYSINGLETIME after his posts)

 

I noticed that lol

 

Depends on how you grow it. I used to have a mustache and, not even joking bruh, I looked EXACTLY like Tom Seleck. Not even joking

 

Modern day creeper Tom Seleck, or back in the day gangster Tom Seleck? There's a difference :p