*Eats a PI* @314 ;)

 

*Throws out of car door*

 

*Calls The pig factory*

 

*tree falls on you*

 

*floods*
*sorry @EvasivePeach3 It says too*

 

Lol where is there water in the picture? Anyway, *Wings dissapear and you fall to your death*

 

*Hurricane Harvey sucks you into it's center*

 

*Bird flies into you and knocks you out of the sky*

 

*flower pours cyanide on you*

 

I want to eat some bacon.

 

...

 

Eats bacon.....

 

*Shines a flashlight in your face*

 

*Steals horses*

 

*Opens the curtains on a bright sunny day*

 

But it was night at the time ;)

 

*Calls dark web hitman to finish the job on @CaptainDeath33 *

 

*world explodes*

 

*i take your horses with me and my remains fuze together to form a new planet- one without any horses >: D*

 

O-o.. how dare you...... *new world explodes and "Planet of the Equines" arise!*