Kill the above users avatar.

Lol tapatalk cut me off, I meant to say your height is cut in half every second until you are NOTHING

 

ohhh then.... hmm idk

 

I use my patented PiIndustries doom machine to annihilate you with concentrated antimateria.

 

I'm running out of ways to kill the diamond

Umm..I get a pack of dolphins to carry the diamond to Atlantis, where Neptune destroys it?

 

your mouth closes and your nose and you can`t breathe

 

I offer you the diamond. Not a diamond, but the diamond.
Unfortunately, it is a fake made out of antimateria. As soon as you touch it it explodes.

 

Diamond explodes and the pieces get stuck in ur mouth and u choke

 

I get bored and annihilate the world with the help of a diamond-shaped death star.

 

Cuts diamond.

 

Cuts you with the diamond shards.

 

Throws diamond into the ocean.

 

I am tied to you, so you fall into the ocean too.

 

No u

 

Yes u.
Btw, with a diamond shard I cut the rope and escape while you are still sinking. Greet neptune, please!

 

Not the diamond again -.-

I vandalize the surface of the diamond, No longer being pure, you are filled with anguish and despair, and spontaneously combusts.

 

I use a [Heal] sign I found by coincidence and am fully restored. Then, I take a bit of diamond dust out of myself, heal again and then mix the diamond (aka compressed carbon) dust with C2H5OH and other various chemicals. Then I light it, throw it at you and enjoy my chemical knowledge.

 

Throws diamond off the end of the boat.
*titanic reference*

EDIT: 900th post

 

I use my unneccessary knowledge base and tell you that the Titanic's fourth chimney was only a fake to make the ship look better. You don't believe it and fall into the fake chimney.

 

I survive and chase you all around the boat. I finally find you in the engine room, and throw you in the coal burner. MUHAHAH

 

Burning a diamond sets too much energy free. The engine room heats up to 1000 degree Celsius and you become coal dust, just like me.
Of course, by coincidence I escape and find another [Heal] sign. And then I sink the ship with your dust onboard to make sure that you don't escape.