I had a very eventful Valentine's day on ECC... Initially, I gave my heart to pat2100, a lovely friend of mine who has the unfortunate habit of never being able to spell my name correctly. This habit gave me the infamous title of "flacon", and I decided to reward him for it by giving him my heart. However, I was under the initial impression that pat was a girl... so... As I came to this revelation, I requested my heart be returned so I could pass it on to another, female, member of the community. Sorry for the mixup Pat ^0^. Next! I decided to give it to my bestie, cracker228989. Unfortunately, I had "friend-zoned" Cracker in a public /shout earlier that day. After offering my heart to cracker, she quickly accepted. But then added... "we can still only be friends tho". After being rejected like so, I withdrew my offer, preferring to give my heart to someone who valued it as something more than a token of friendship. I then spotted Rachel8484 wandering majestically through a grove of apple trees (legit, she was). Another amazing, female friend of mine, I decided that she was worthy of my pulsing heart. As true lovers, we exchanged hearts, and the passage of my heart was finally settled... or at least I thought. However, I quickly discovered that my heart was adamantly demanded for by multiple individuals. Realizing the monetary value of said heart, I made a deal with Rachel. For 10k, she would return the heart to my possession. I happily paid the sum of money, and then walked happily away with my heart. Then another good friend, xpurexcorex contacted me. At first, Pure was in search of my head. I accepted the deal, as my head is worth nothing to me. We had a wonderful conversation of taking it the "rough and hard" way, or the "gentle and easy" method. After selecting the rough option, and having my head ripped from my spine, Pure was still not satisfied. He demanded my heart, and nothing would change his mind on the matter. So, after much debate, I gave Pure not only my heart, but Rachel's as well. So, at the conclusion of Valentine's day, my heart has passed between the hands of 5 different players, and finally found a home on the stony wall of Pure's vault, sitting regally in a chest a short distance away from Rachel's, forever in embrace...
You were ingame to married to me. I want a divorce. (For those who don't know I got a mail from him saying that he cheated on me, so it's not just because of this post.)
Since there is no true court, we will deal our divorce like this: I get co-mayor of aquila You get absolutely nothing you cheating... ERGH
Infamous title? more like best title ever! and i've been getting better look->falconaire(really needed to look at my keyboard while typing that one ) and don't worry you weren't the only person under the impression that i was a girl, sadly….
*takes a deep breath* No. ^-^ Wise words my friend Why'd you friend zone me D: *flails arms frantically* Me me me! No you don't :3 xD, luv you Paty-Poo <3
