Never.

 

You are just saying that because people don't want to be yor master.

if you keep using caps lock moderators might accidentally mistake this as a flame thread.

If you keep saying things like what you just said, one day this thread might turn into a flame thread.
I don't want a minion like you.

 

As a minion I need to know what you can do, and what you can't do.

Can you PVP? I really do want your head, and want you to get other heads as our trophies.

Can you build? I am currently responsible for 8 towns and some of them I haven't even gone into yet.

Can you clear things (town, mountains)? Same thing as above. I need to clear some of these towns up as I bought them griefed.

Are you able to go to the player shops and search for deals? I need someone who can go into the market and find what items are going for certain prices. And I may need someone to use my money to buy me things.

If you are a worthy minion, I will give you special advantages. If you disappoint me, I will make sure you stay crushed like anyone else who crosses me. I am very easy to please. But once you displease me, you will suffer.

Don't displease me superminion dude6688. Don't displease me.

 

You can be my minion, if 1) You dress up as one of those yellow weird things from Despic-me, 2) If you buy me a potato, and 3) gimme dat 130k NAO

 

IGN: Revanrose6
WHAT IS YOUR RANK: SuperMod/President
DO MEET 4 OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING THINGS I WANT IN A MASTER: I believe so.
ARE YOU GOOD OR EVVVIILLLL: Evil. I'm a Sith Lord. Thats just how it goes.
DO U WATCH THE BIG BANG THEORY: I have seen some of it, yes.
ARE YOU MALE FEMALE OR UNISEX: Female

Frankly, I've had a minion before, but he left ECC, came back, and doesn't want to be my minion anymore.

 

IGN: chocolatecheese1
WHAT IS YOUR RANK: Mayor
DO MEET 4 OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING THINGS I WANT IN A MASTER: Yes
ARE YOU GOOD OR EVVVIILLLL: Good at being evil
DO U WATCH THE BIG BANG THEORY: Occasionally, but Scrubs and HIMYM are better by a landslide
ARE YOU MALE FEMALE OR UNISEX: Male
AM I YOUR FIRST MINION (IF NOT ABOUT HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE) JokerBoss99 was my first, but he was brutally killed in a tragic accident involving battery acid, a jackhammer and a wood chipper (I may or may not have been the cause of it). mcg1 was my second, but she's a boring n00b, so I fired her.
A WHILE AGO WHEN LILYPETALS WAS A MOD I WAS A MEMBER OF THE CULT OF TREES I STILL AM TO THIS DAY. DID YOU KNOW LILYPETALS OR WERE U A MEMBER OF THE CULT OF TREES: I'm a leader, not a follower. If I'm in a cult, I'm starting it.
DO U WANT A MINION: Indubitably
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE MOD: hmm... Falconaire is my rival in the Industry of Evildoing, but he's a worthy opponent, so him.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SUPERMOD: voiD_yO was the terrible dictator of Zimbabwe and later conquered Monaco and Norway. He's pretty dang evil.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ADMIN: Look no further than kukelekuuk00 (The PHP fangirl) for advice in evil and terrible deeds. The former commander of the ENTIRE army of North Dakota,
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE OWNER: Me when I take over the server and enslave everyone. :mad:
WHAT IS THE WORLD: A clay that molds itself to my liking.
DO U ENJOY MINECRAFT: Minecraft enjoys me
WHAT SOUND DOES A CREEPER MAKE: Whatever sound I tell it to make.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL: The ant, they are fun to hold magnifying glasses up to on a sunny day.
WHAT IS PHYSICS: Something I invented

 

-,- chocolatecheese1

 

She didn't even fill out the entire app... -.-

 

Well I gave you the chance.

Just remember, when.. not if, but when... you come crawling back. You had better have your head in your hands. I will only talk to again as a minion if I have your head in my vault.

I guess I'll have to find someone else to give that town to. Sigh.