Waits 1 more second
Help! My prot0 armor burned up!

 

Get some real armor...and go buy pyro+

Help! Knears lied about his computer nuke!

 

It wasn't a nuke
Help! Jason is getting attacked by an angry mob!

 

Welll um... this is awkward *creeps away*

Help i'm not being helped but being helped at the same time!.. Helpception!

 

help! i want to help thecreators helpception, but by helping the helpception i just make it more helpy...and ceptiony...

 

help! this has spiraled out of control :(!

 

HELP!!! I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTH....... what was I saying again?

 

Jason pulled you off the cliff with him and you hit your head
Help! My got grieved!

 

*gives knears resources*

Help! I have no resources to build a house with!

 

I don't give you permission to build a house anyway!

Help! I'm suddenly evil!

 

You fall off the cliff with jason and fall into a coma and forget that you were evil.
Help! Jason is gonna take me off the cliff next!

 

*lets all ya'lls fall of a cliff with jason* say haw haw

Help! I'm gonna be attacked by a creeper!

 

I am the creeper HAHAH!

Help I can't go boom!

 

*hacks ECC allows tnt, makes you some, then gives it to you, plus a redstone torch*

Help! I just facilitated my own murder!

 

*tps lego to a creeper spawner then breaks all the torches and tp's away*

Halp! im being chased by a pink cactus!

 

It just wants some love give it a hug... :mad:

Help i lost a dollar and need some quarters! :(

 

I'll help! *begins to whistle " I need a dollar, dollar, dollar that's all I need

Help! People won't stop throwing dollars at me!!!

 

jumps in front of harry and takes the beating for him
help! im being back stabbed by a friend! D:

 

That's what you get for standing imprint if me and taking a beating while I'm holding a knife...

Help... I can't get star off my knife...

 

dies so you can pull it out.
help! im dead!