Make lemonade!

Help? I am being not using by a format!

 

*promotes self to server owner and bans builder*

Help! I'm getting too much stress from owning a server.

 

Yell at the whiners that you don't care.

Help! Fify is abusing his position!

 

*bans jason*

Help! Im getting stressed cause I can't program my server.

 

*unbans himself*

Go hire WeWin or Kuke to do the dirty work!

Help! My internet won't be back until Thursday/Friday :(

 

Just become a form addict like Fify!

Help! I'm being graped by a bear!

 

I'll.... Put the bear to sleep...

Help! The bear woke up

 

I poked the bear with a stick...

Help! The bear's angry!

 

*Reloads me 2 gauge shotgun*

Help! I don't want to be a redneck!

 

*takes shotgun from jason shoots bear*

Help! I became a redneck! :(

 

No your lying on the ground with a broken arm.
A 2 gauge shotgun is like a cannon.
12 gauge = Huge knockback
10 gauge = Now your shoulder hurts really bad.
2 gauge = Big problems...

Help! I'm too smart!

 

*hits Jason in head with bat using left arm* yay 2 arms

Help! I'm being arrested for assault and battery!

 

No way out of it...Lock em up boys!

Help! I couldn't think of something i needed help with!

 

You fell off a cliff and can't think straight.
Help! My computer just blew up in my face!

 

*asks jason to come visit me in jail, when he gets there begin to beat him* now you have something you help with

Help! i'm going to get more time on my sentence for this!

 

really as i posted mine knears post showed up

 

Heh, I don't have to help knears, he can't view my post :D

Help! I'm bored!

 

Jump off the cliff again
Help! I farted and it smells!

 

Well all posted at once.

Help! We all posted at the same time!