Help! I'm being ___ by a ___!

Meh, no help for you
Help!..... I need somboayda, somboayda can andyboayda find meeeeeee ssoopooppommmeeebooaayyddaa to love!

 

Help! I'm being Jason1964 didn't understand exactly what I meant by a Jason1964 who doesn't know that I like alerts, at least for now

 

*messes up Jason1964's hair so that he needs help getting it fixed*

 

:/

Help, MHXL doesn't know I don't have hair to mess up! Help, builders are getting sucked into liking Alerts, soon we will have hundreds of Harryhaz2000posts people!

 

Help..... Pizzas and rawr

 

Help! I am being Jason1964 isn't using the format by Jason1964

 

Help! I ament using the farmoat!

 

:/

Help, MHXL isn't helping the person before him!

 

Helps Jason1964 to a big serving of yucky vegetables that he does not like.

 

EWww

Help, I'm being forced to eat yucky vegetables that I don't like!

 

Pours the yucky vegetables that Jason1964 does not like down his throat so he will not have to eat them.

Help! I'm being distracted from schoolwork by the forums!

 

Good...

Help... Helpers are helping the helpers help helpers

 

HELP!!!!!

 

!!!!!!!!!

 

I help the helpers stop helping

HELP! Im being rawred at by Harryhaz1

 

Get rawrrrrrrred.....

Help... I can't stop rawring blackbelt

 

Help! Im being stalked by Harryhaz1!

 

lies, all lies

help im being chased by a chaser!

 

Chases the chaser away!

Help! I'm being eaten by a food!

 

I eat the food instead!

Help, I can't play ECC!