I would give him s cookie then he would never hit me again. What would you do if giant bowling ball fell from the sky and landed on your car?
The power to fool everyone at a party into thinking you're pretending to be a jester by wearing tights
Stick a just used toilet plunger up their keyster. What would you do if you had the choice between being nibbled on by a toothless zombie for a week, or taking a bath in someone else's saliva?
Lol it would bea fast bath then. A toothless zombie nibbling on you is just nasty. What would you do if all your chests in minecraft disappeared. :O
I would give him a cookie What would you do if three tacos and a half eaten pizza fell out of the sky and hit you?
I would shower. What would you do if a giant frootloop ate a giant applejack? Then sated into your eyes.
Go live on an island where nothing could reach me. What would you do if a waffle and 20 diamonds were falling in lava and you could only save one?
lol wrong thread Totally go for the diamonds Someone dared you to watch a 10 hour loop of the Rick Roll song
I never heard it but it sounds annoying... Turn down the volume. You are suddenly surrounded by a curtain of gravel across the sky. What do you do to escape impending suffocation?
/spawn You are in a room of charged creepers and they are about to explode, you can't teleport away, What do you do?
/spawn You are in a room of charged creepers and they are about to explode, you can't teleport away, What do you do?
:shock: Double posts... I stand there with my blast protection IV armor, put on a pair of sunglasses, and say "bring it" You wake up, but realize you can't see anything; something has been tied over your eyes. You feel scorching hot, and notice the air feels dry as a bone. From the way the walls move around you and the ground rumbles, you realize you're in a motorized vehicle. The vehicle stops, you hear doors slam open, and someone grabs you and pulls you out. You struggle to get away, but the iron grip forces you along. You walk for what seems like hours, until the grip stops pulling you forward. You would collapse of heat and exhaustion, if the grip didn't force you erect. Cold, clammy hands rip the blindfold from your eyes and the iron grip releases; as you squint in the sunlight, you look around, curious as to where you are. Slowly, your eyes adjust to the brightness, and you jump back as you realize you're standing on the edge of a cliff, sixty feet above a river filled with white water rapids, with jagged, spire-like rocks piercing the foam. You turn around, and see you're in a desert, with tall dunes capped in what appear to be dead bushes, sand blowing behind them, appearing as a raging whirlwind. You didn't notice it at first, but those dead bushes are bent in a familiar shape. You're mind is in a haze as it slowly dawns on you that those are really fully drawn bows, and that the whirlwind is really an army skeletons, dozens of them. Thirty feet in front of you, you see a skeleton mounted on a spider, a spider jockey you realize, holding its arm raised high, twitching, eager to give the command that would end in your demise. With eyes racing, searching for a way to escape this without jumping to your death, you notice a dusty iron sword at your feet, with a blade ending in a jagged, shattered edge leaving a blunt blade one foot in length. You again look towards the jockey, and see it is now lowering its arm, issuing that deadly command. With only seconds left to act, you...
kill the jockey, duhh then be a bawws and kill everything until the sword breaks then I use my unarmed level to beat them to a pulp. You are dying of thirst 500 miles from water, and you can't pee, what do you do?
