Escape the situation

Then I would resort back to my old way of talking... and cry on the inside

You have vanished from your work and appear in a deserted aline. Not on it, in it. What do you do?

 

I'm guessing you said "airline," and my reply would be as follows *AHEM*

I panic and jump out the nearest 2 story window.

You get stuck on top of the space shuttle at spawn

 

pilot that space shuttle out to uranus, and finally end the joke about that name.

you are now stuck on uranus, space shuttle is out of fuel.

 

I ride Rainbow (The magic space llama) back to Earth.

Rainbow develops a taste for human flesh.

 

well if it bites me, I WILL BITE BACK

You now have rabies from being bit by Rainbow, what do?

 

Eat Rainbow, Magical llama flesh cures all ills!

Rainbows father, Sunshine, is unhappy and is threatening to stop your weekly vacations to Mars!

 

I sue him because he's not my father and has no parental control over me.

Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, and all other similar social media sights have been removed from the Internet.

 

Die, no ecc forums

Chuck Norris ate a can of beans.

 

I would run for my life.

You were banned for x-raying in ECC and you really didn't.

 

You took a sip of your soda and saw a goat fly into you and go sideways while running up and floating down. Because of the radioactive macintosh ate nine, you are left with the command /fly turned off. Then the space walrus gets mad and changes the clock to 9:01 am. That causes the sun to skip down to the Wawa and buy a pack of gum which it chews with its dog. But the dog turns its head on a 20 degree axis causing the waffle to diagonal.

Now, that is why the MineCraft stratosphere is the hexagonal shape it is. Some says pentagonal, but eventually learn their ways. By learning there ways, they see the truth that leads them to listen to Rebecca Black all day and Ke$ha all night. But on the nights they do not follow, cacti come and put a wrench in the ocelot's sandwich. Because the ocelot doesnt eat sandwiches, it flew sideway, diagonal, up, left.

That is why the sky is blue.

 

What?

 

I ban him and blow the place up.

The world's grease supply is now gone

 

EVERYTHING SQUEAKS!

You could get a free donation feature when you apply for Moderator.

 

Get stealth and stalk people...

What would you do if you could add one plugin to the server...

 

I would add a plugin that would give mayors the ability to ban people from there town (meaning that the person couldn't even enter the town).

What would you do if you looked behind you and saw TNT about ready to explode?

 

Run like hell

What would you do if grenades were readded?

 

I would bomb the nether to bits.

What would you do if you got 100k and you were a builder?

 

I'd travel back to the future where I'll have the money I have now plus the 100k I just got and be happy

What if you spilled a full glass of cranberry juice on your brand new tux on prom night?

 

I have no idea.

What if you woke up one morning and found you surrounded with TNT and someone counting down 3...2...1...EXPLODE!

 

Pray, or wake up from that dream

Want would you do if you had to deal with a flaming builder?