Watch it burn

YOu are overrun with a desire to eat ike's guinea pig in a stew.

 

I'm bring this thread back! :D

I'd eat that thing like DFat eats Big Macs.

You have an overwhelming urge to hug cacti, but Kuke isn't anywhere near you, what do you do?

 

do /spawn and hug the cacti gods

 

My situation? A ban

 

I'd make my first real ban appeal and it'd get accepted

 

I REBOOT THIS THREAD

You are at y 256 and are falling, you have no commands or items, how do you survive.

 

Log out and never log back in.

 

I fall in a strategically placed pool of water.

You're in a 1x2 hole encased in obsidian 100 blocks thick with only a wooden pick to your name, how do you escape? (no commands)

 

I user super breaker.

You have drank a poison potion.

 

I drink another one

You accidentally ate Smarties instead of a Dum-dum.

 

You just have to accept that you'll be eating the superior candy (smarties).

In vanilla survival single player hardcore minecraft, you have fallen into lava with no armor on. However, you managed to Save and Quit just before you actually died. Find a way to survive.

 

I turn on lan mode and put on creative mode.

You have jumped off a bed and broke an ankle.

 

Break the other one so it looks the same on both sides
You crashed your car into a bridge and you really care. You in no way love the situation.

 

Get the wrench out of the back of my far and fix the bridge, then fix my car like the guy from the movie wreck it ralph.

You found yourself without batteries for your remote control car, and you really REALLY want to drive it. What do you do?

 

Rob the nearest batteries store.

You are in the desert, all you got is a phone (no signal, loaded with music and fully charged), a radio (no reception), a small bag of cherrios (almost none), and almost empty water. The heat is 105 F and no oasis around, how do you survive?

 

You use the water and cherrios to make a potion of reception. Then you call your rich step-dad to pick you up in a helicopter. The radio is useless so you throw it at cacti to entertain yourself while you wait for your step-dad.

You have a 1 mil loan to pay off and its due in 2 days. You only have $100 and you just sold everything you owned for lotto money which you lost. You don't even have perms to your farm.

 

#Yoloswag and abandon server.

You just drank 10 large cans of Red Bull and are afraid you might grow wings.

 

Grow wings and become the best super hero known to man.

You are sitting at a bar drinking a nice cold scotch at the end of a very long and stressful day. Two huge men walk into the bar holding guns. What do you do?

 

Stop drinking, and get a cab, you are drunk.

Melons, pumkins and any farming item is banned from the server, there are no diamonds left, how do you mine?

 

Very Carefully.

You find yourself stuck in an unbreakable box. Water is pouring in and will shortly drown you, how do you survive?