I let you suffer.

I fell down the stairs, broke my spine, and somehow I got my dogs bone stuck in my foot.
WHATDAFU$%BISCUITS?!?!?!

 

Chuck Norris breaks into your house and reverses time to catch you before you fall down the stairs.

He has taken your dog as compensation.

 

Buys a new dog as Chuck Norris is almost as unbeatable as 98brando.

You find yourself trapped under Dfat's layers of flab (he's also eating a hamburger while sitting on you). What do you do?

 

I ask him for a bite of his hamburger, then he eats it and trools me!

You find yourself standing next to andrewkm, what happens next?

 

I start shouting at him, Y U NO MAKE PVP CUL!??!?!

Your a hardcore Brony, the biggest on the world, you love rainbow dash, and one day, you meet VideoWiz92, what do you do?

 

OMG HAI VIDEO VIDEO I KNOW YOU FROM ECC REMEMBER ME I'M RABIDWORM IM A MOD WITH YOU VIDEO IMA MOD VIDEO REMEMBER VIDEO PONIES. PONIES VIDEO. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. I LOVE PONIES VIDEO YOU LOVE PONIES TO AND WERE BOTH MODS AND OMG VIDEO WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME RAINBOWDASH IS BEST PONY VIDEO HEY VIDEO, HEY VIDEO LISTEN. VIDEO LISTEN. PONIES VIDEO! PONIES!

you meet sky. wat do.

 

I tell her I didn't vote for her :mad: GO BIG MACS!

Andrew resets the password for his vault, and you are the first one to crack it

 

I run around like a chicken with my head cut off

Harrhaz wins all your money.

 

I´m assuming you mean harryhaz1? Well, I would tell him to remove his signature of me saying "HarryHaz4Mod" Then I would hack in his computer, delete the pictures from his Shout Quest Thread and delete them wherever else he has them!!! mauauaahahahha (EVIL)

You get 1 Granted wish for whatever you want in ECC, what would you chose?

 

To have all the staff get an all expenses paid to mine in for a vacay with Andrew and wewin

The server is completely shit down for good

 

I´ll assume you wanted to say Shut, :p, anyways, I would ask for my money back, sue andrew and get all of you guys money back!!! :D We would all be happy, except for Andrew who now is in jail :(

You visit Andrew in jail.

 

I would say hi and get his Paypal password so I can get to his account and post bail for him.


You are overrun by houses

 

I'd say this would work quite nicely for the above situation:



You walk into the server store to buy more dirt (because dirt be awesome) when you find that the Oppa Gangnam Style Guy is in there buying out all the Enderchests, and Sitomo runs in and mugs him

 

We will use the power of "HEYYYY SEXY LADY!!!" to unarm sitomo, and retrieve the chests!

You are in a mall and everything is 99% for 30 seconds only.....

 

Run out screaming.

You have a hat on but you hate hats.

 

Eat the hat.

You find yourself locked in a large toaster. Wut do.

 

Apply butter all over my body and be eaten by a huge piece of bread.

You find yourself in a murder's basement. You are faced with three doors.. The Red one, the Blue one, and the Green one... One door will lead to safety while the other two will lead to your painful death.. What do you do...

 

I peak inside all of the doors and decide which one to go through.

The earth is attacked by unkillable seemingly unfeeling aliens, you are the only one who can save it. What do you do?

 

/suicide. Hey, I like the easy way out.

You wake up, and your in a giant hampster cage, with a wheel and everything! How do you get out? (And no doing /spawn, that's lame.)

 

I type /home because I'm awesome, donate for /back, and then use /back to go /back with a full set of enchanted diamond armor

Andrew sets his house at spawn on fire