No. Just no....

Im in the ocean. With all foods but mcdonalds food.

 

Well now they are all soggy :/
Wish you had those impossible to make soggy McDonald's fries?
You suddenly wake up. You are in a world of blocks. You calm yourself. What do you do first?

 

I say... "This is the best day of my life, real life minecraft!"

Cheese+egg roll+broccoli+turducken=?

 

Last nights dinner

You suddenly feel the urge to walk in a pit full of sharp Legos.

 

I fall in and i respawn. (Get it?)

You were eaten by a gorilla and you are unconsious. All you can do is sit there.

 

/spawn


Pvp with unknownrider

 

Hit him into a large hole :laugh:

Have a 1,000,000 bounty on your head

 

Never pvp ever again

Fall in a hole with 1000 hearts vs a prot 4 guy with sharp 3 fire 1

 

Say I'm Chuck Norris, and watch him run away like a little baby :D




You wake up, and feel the urge to play Minecraft, but if you skip school today, you will fail the grade

 

Skip school and my math test

Eat farting cheese that makes your farts farts fart!

 

Fartception?

You walk into a bar. And say ouch. They hurt quite abut dont they?

 

I start Ragging and rip the bar apart XD

You are in a cave made out of bedrock and there are charged creepers, endermen, ghast, and...HEROBRINE with nothing with you, what do you do?

 

Do /spawn ;)

You are in a mcdonalds but you have no money and you are hungry. Wwhat do you do to get food?

 

Not eat mcdonalds, thats for sure, even if i did have money.

You are stuck in a bedrock cage with no commands or friends, (think of it like it is minecraft irl)!

 

I sleep on the bed, and use the rock to escape in the morning.

You eat a pie.

 

The pie is a lie


Andrewkm pvping you

 

/fly /speed 10

You find a cake. It says there are diamonds if you eat it. Will you take the risk? Note: this is ecc standards. So they cant troll, use tnt, etc.

 

...Wut?

Useeitems.

 

Id rather use toomanyitems

A jet and a cat have a kid, what is its name? And no, not jetscat or catjets or catjet or jetcat.
Unless its jetscat that posts.
And jets wants to be a dog instead of a cat :|

 

JetsyCatty xD

Help! I'm in a dark room, and I can hear laughing! What do you do to save me?



-That's kind of from a Taco Bell Sauce packet xD