We put it in the fridge?....... I grew up in Vancouver, there you have the option of hard plastic jugs, or bags
I know many jokes about chinese people . . . I do have some chinese heritage in my family, Here are some: Q: Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China? A: Everybody won. source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/chinajokes.html How do you attract a crowd in china? throw math homework on the ground.
I live in New Jersey, and WHENEVER I meet someone out of state, these are the questions that pop up: 1. Why dont you have a "Joisey Shore" accent? 2. Do you party a lot? No, I live in northwest Jersey, not the Jersey Shore. I do not have any stereotypic accent, nor do I party like Snooki or J-wow. Also, I am about 30 mins from the border of NJ and Pennsylvania, so I am trying to get in the habit of saying that I live in Pennsylvania so I dont get asked such stupid questions, lol.
Q: What are the 2 seasons in Canada? A: WINTER AND JULY! source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/worldjokes/canadajokes.html This.... Just this...
Spongebob: Patrick, what am I? Patrick: Uhhh... Stupid? Spongebob: No! I'm Texas! Patrick: What's the difference?! HAHAHA *repeated*
I live in Hawaii and I have heard things like: 1. Can you do hula and do the girls always wear coconut bras? 2. Do you guys live in grass huts? 3. Does everyone surf and not have clothes? 4. Are you Hawaiian and can you speak it too? 5. Do you guys have a lot of luaus?
