Corrupt a Wish!

Granted, but instead you never woke up again.

I wish I didn't bump this post.

 

Granted, but it gets locked for necro.
I wish Berry was @gallionic in disguise.

 

Granted, however Gallionic believes he truly is Berry and refuses to accept his true identity.

I wish for a star rod.

 

Granted, however the star rod turns into an actual star and burns you up.

I wish for a melon sword.

 

Granted, but you forget to erep it and it breaks

I wish that I had fly+

 

Granted but then it fails and you fall to your death.

I wish for nothing.

 

She******
Anyway,
Granted, but then you make something out of nothing.
I wish that @Masonrf was not a nerd for one day in his life.

 

Granted, but then he becomes an annoying, narcissistic, sporty person who doesn't know 2+2.
I wish @SuburbSomeone wasn't a shrub for a day.

 

Granted, but then I became a fern and no one noticed me. ;-;
I wish that @KooJo would log in sometime.

 

Granted, however they only logged on for 1 second.

 

And your wish? :3

 

Restart:

I wish I could get 3 winner ratings on this post

 

Granted, But they are immediately revoked!

I wish for nothing.

@imSwag__

 

Wish Granted, but then I decide to give you an Optimistic rating for your thinking.

I wish someone gave me a effy7 for free

(Please grant dis wish! >.<)

 

Granted, however it is only a stone pickaxe titled 'Effy7'.

I wish for an infinite supply of potatoes that are edible. They will all resemble this potato:



This wish will go into effect immediately. The edible potatoes given will be real potatoes, given directly to my self on demand.

Best of luck corrupting my wish!

 

Granted, Except the potatos are stolen and must be returned to the original owner.

I wish for you to corrupt my wish!

@Bashdash100

 

I do not believe this is corrupted sufficiently! I have on-demand potatoes. Why should it matter if someone were to steal a few?!

 

Uhh what's your wish? ;-;

 

Granted, but it gets hit by a car


I wish to be president