Corrupt a Wish game

Poof! your cell phone becomes smarter but then empties your bank account by charging overpriced apps

I wish i had a higher unarmed skill than sitomo

 

Poof! Your level is higher, but you all of the sudden are terrible despite the level.

I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted!

 

You wished upon a star. That star is 100 million light years away, so really that star is dead now. You wish doesn't come true because technically you never wished anything.

I wish that in the morning, my sister will make waffles o.o
(hehe, used waffle)

 

Your sister turns EVIL and serves you pancakes :evil:

I wish that i could train the ender dragon like wolves and fight in pvp

 

You train it, and it flies to the arena since it's too big to fit through the portal, but it breaks the arena and andrew bans you because he assumes you griefed it using hacks.

I wish for the ability to set frozen socks on the moon on fire.

 

You can but only if you are there with it and you have no space suit or space ship.

I wish I could be andrewkm for a week.

 

You get to, but after the first day you start crying because you didn't realize how much work he puts into the server, and when you get back on the next day you realize you've been temp banned for 6 days

I wish for a MASSIVE font size option.

 

You get it but it crashes ECC website evertime it is loaded and the site takes 3 hours to come back up.

I wish I had a fully functioning computer that I built from my wishlist on Newegg.

 

Wish granted, but u used a waffle

I wish I was a mod

 

Wish granted, but you become power-hungry,hax the server, and ban Andrewkm. He then sends Chuck Norris to stare you to death, and he unbans himself.

I wish that this game would end :twisted:

 

You get your wish, but you end up spiraling into a deep depression and end up going on a psychopathic killing spree and end up killing yourself.

I wish that it was sunny outside.

 

Wish granted, but five minutes later an eclipse occurred.

I wish cobblestone never existed, and dirt ruled the world

 

Your wish is granted, but an army of creepers come and destroy the world

I wish that I was a Tycoon

 

Poof you are a Tycoon, but then the rank is erased from the server and you aren't refunded.
I wish I haz eff5 pickaxe

 

Poof you have a Eff 5 pick, but it breaks upon impact.

I wish I had 5 more wishes.

 

WAZAM! You get 5 more wishes, and then you wish for diamonds, but each diamond counted as one wish and you only get 5 diamonds :\

I wish lag was removed from the server.

 

Poof Its so fast that everyone ages quickly and dies.

I wish for 2+2 to be 5

 

WAZAM! 2+2 now equals 5, but that has essentially screwed all laws of math/science/physics, meaning that no sane man can understand math any longer, so now math looks something like Zombie+steve=death, or 43 coal ore+Fortune 3+superbreaker=a lot

I wish that the :arrow: icon could point in more than one direction

 

Wish granted. However, you are now banned from the forums, cause you complain about our beautiful smilies...


I wish that i had the money to donate 9999999$ to ECC.

 

granted, but your internet breaks and you cant fix it so cant play.

I wish I had 1 metric ton of waffles in a freezer.