I think the 2nd image in your signature explains my theory.

 

I would like to aid a different theory!

Matrix_rep and Schlanger are the same people! That's right, I believe Schlanger is just matrix's split personality and that while matrix was a mod it wasn't him it was his other self schlanger!

 

I am xx3picrebelxx

 

@314 is bill gates

 

@Kick_Me_1235 did nothing wrong

 

@maroiogog was thinking of a username and came up with Mario. Unfortunately as he was spelling it he mis clicked the i & o and just went with it followed by a slight keyboard rage of "ogog" at the end.

Spoiler

FOREVER MARIO TO ME

 

Intersting, however the real story of why i have this username has already been told on some old "what does your username mean" thread.

 

@xX3PICREBELXx is @maroiogog

 

Well some of us members are bots
Zyra_bot

 

Staff Chat is a big phoney scheme

 

The earth is flat.

 

This isn't a conspiracy this is a fact...

 

@7amoodw isn't a member of the BulletClub.

 

@JamieSinn and @andrewkm are the same person

 

My theory... @idkhowtoplay and @wolfwoodnyo are married irl, and here is my proof. Here are real logs that's I'll retype as proof:

Idkhowtoplay: Hey there sexy
Wolfwoodnyo: when are you coming home I'm all alone :(
IDKHOWTOPLAY: I'm almost home traffic sucks rn
Wolfwoodnyo: ok well can you get some food I'm dying
IDKHOWTOPLAY: yeah I'll get you some McDonalds that's all we can afford
Wolfwoodnyo: I want a divorce

Obviously they can't get a divorce if they aren't married in the first play. Myth busted.

 

Yes, the rumors are true.

 

That is true.

 

That @ZevZero and @Drewbo_ secretly hate the colour Pink.

 

My entire life is a lie....