I've decided to go for an instrument theme... This thread is dying, bassoon I have faith it will come back. Please don't pun-ish me for necroposting, I really don't want to get into treble. Bass-ically, I want to get the cringe puns back without getting myself put behind bars or pushed off a cleff, and onto some sharp spikes. I would fall flat, but on a high note, BRING BACK THE CRINGY PUNS!
Lul, this is an old one but: "A Three legged dog walks into a bar and says (I'm looking for the guy that shot my paw)"
How do you quote things, it's driving me bananas. Edit: finally got the formatting right, it was as easy as apple pie.
What did the lamb say to the hunter? Spoiler: The Answer The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will baaaahhhgin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, baaaahhht gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should baaaaah completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will baaaaaaahgin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. Spoiler The hunter never came back.
Why was the Dark side of the moon afraid of the light side of the moon? Because it was too bright. (Not even a pun but eh. Lol)
