Okay then! Obble, how do I catch a girlfriend? I've been told the starbucks ball works well, but what else could I do?
Possibly. Try not become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value. This means don't hijack my thread. I believe that two people are connected at the heart, and it doesn't matter what you do, or who you are or where you live; there are no boundaries or barriers if two people are destined to be together. Your paths will cross, your eyes will meet. When you feel the butterflies in your stomach you will know that you're in love, either that or you have a terminal disease and need to go to hospital.
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well. That quote is definitely valid, somehow. Soup helps sickness, too much soup will counter the effect. Moderation is key. There's no way I can be philosophical about soup.
Some more vouches for my work. @3point14mp @BeastMode_10 May you be blessed for an eternity. Here's a fun quote: Don't change so people will like you. Be yourself. And the right people will love the real you.
Who am I? What am I? Why am I? Ohh Great Obble, The one with knowledge, do you hold the answers? - my attempt to be mystical haha no
Confirmed!? What is the meaning of Life? I don't know.. seriously, pfft. To pretend you do not know what is the meaning of life so everyone else will find it for themselves. Sometimes when you lose your way, you find yourself. It's all about being satisfied with who you are right now. I cannot answer this for you, for you shall find yourself when the time is right. Lacking a sense of direction does not mean you are lost. Who are you? You are a very special person to many people, but most importantly to yourself. What you are, and why you are is completely up to you to find out. That's what life is, finding out what you want to do in the time you have, who you want to be and why you want to be it. Perhaps it will take years to discover, but it will come to you one day. This is your adventure in life, not mine. And hence, not my place to tell you who, what or why you are. Life is one big universe with infinite possibilities, you are the hero fulfilling your quest.