xpurexcorex

I am actually trump's long lost son Reginald

Was just casually listening to Spotify when a familiar song played and I remembered....

NO PANTS POLICY, IF YOU'RE DANCING NEXT TO ME

are you selling features?

happy birthday bruh.

It is your birthday.

I can't believe I got my 9-year medal it feels like just yesterday I was starting off, I've enjoyed every second of it <3

When your friends tell stories about 2017
I know there's parts that they leave out to be considerate of me
Wish I could be blissfully unaware of where you used to put your mouth
And who you write your fucking songs about

I want to live in a world where all your exes are dead
I want to kill all the memories that you save in your head
Be the only girl that's ever been in your bed
I want to live in a world where all your exes are dead

Damn I hate it when I shart I cant even trust a fart tried to give a little toot now theres caca in my shoot I thought I farted but I shit☹️

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

I got my driver's license last week, just like we always talked about. 'Cause, you were so excited for me to finally drive up to your house. But today I drove through the suburbs, crying 'cause you weren't around.

Will you accept my request to be American?

@xpurexcorex when your online, feel free to check out my town, just send me a tpa :)

Hi! Remeber last chrismas when you sent me that gift of 85000ecd? Thank you for it. Really helped me out :)

hello, sorry it's been so long, i was inactive, but i'll have the stone you wanted today

If you were a fruit, you would be an octopus.

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I miss n love u

Pink lemonade sipping on a Sunday
Couples holding hands on a runway
They're all posing in a picture frame whilst my world's crashing down
Solo shadow on a sidewalk
Just want somebody to die for
Sunshine living on a perfect day whilst my world's crashing down
I just want somebody to die for