You may be a minecraft addict if...

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  1. Olovice

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    YOU may be a minecraft addict IF... (also refers to ecc!)
    1. You attempt to punch a tree in your backyard for wood.
    2. You attempt to break through solid rock with a wooden pickaxe.
    3. You have a coal mine underneath your home.
    4. You get excited when you see Andrewkm speak in global chat.
    5. Your goal in life is to be the richest person in ECC.
    6. You ride pigs with a saddle in real life.
    7. You bring an axe to your neighbors home to "grief it"
    8. You have a block of solid diamond in your closet.
    9. If you have nightmares of creepers blowing up your home.
    10. You refuse to believe that a circle is a real shape.
    11. Your idea of fun is designing chicken suffocation traps with pistons.
    12. You train all day to be as powerful as Sitomo.
    13. You believe that kukelekuuk00 is an actual cactus.
    14. You believe that stealing is allowed in real life, due to it be legal in ECC.
    15. You think that if you "shout" outside of your home that the entire world will hear you, and it will cost you 1k.
    16. You think that you can make 20,000 dollars an hour in real life by pumpkin farming.
    17. You dress as a creeper for halloween every year.
    18. You believe that all electricity is powered by redstone.
    19. If you believe that somebody cheated in the olympics by flying.
    20. You go into the woods with a bone, hoping to find a wolf to tame.
    21. When you go digging for redstone.
    22. When you attempt to instantly grow a tree with crushed up bones.
    23. When you believe you are being ripped off when someone asks 900 dollars for a block of solid diamond. (irl)
    24. If you keep calling the white house to see when the next update will be released.
    25. If you try to punch pigs to death in a petting zoo.
    Keep on adding those suggestions!
     
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    But... a circle isn't a shape.
     
  3. Logo_111

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    You have just convicted me, because I do every single thing on that list. :|
     
  4. Olovice

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    Welcome to minecraft :D
     
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    When you start digging for redstone.


    (Redstone doesn't exist IRL.)

    By the way, i just found out that im a minecraft addict :O
     
  6. z1967

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    i am not going to rehab....
    nononononononono
     
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    Hmmmm...
     
  8. Logo_111

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    I has another one.... When you try to grow saplings with crushed up chicken bones. I'm still waiting for my tree to grow... :x
     
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    This is to funny i dont greif my neighbors house :idea: :eek:
     
  10. Olovice

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    ... lol
     
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    Uh
     
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    ... NOT LIKE THAT :|
     
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    you look for flint inside gravel.
     
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    you assume that they are ripping you off when diamonds are more than 150 on a gold ring
     
  16. Olovice

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    Added all suggestions! Keep adding more! :D
     
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    If you keep calling the White House asking when the next update will come out.
     
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    When you try to punch pigs to death in a petting zoo. :shock:
     
  19. Olovice

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    Added, more! :D
     
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    Hmmmm...... This might just explain why all my neighbors keep moving.