Just talk about some wierd things you've seen in the past, on this server. I remember seeing a greif report for a tree I remember reading some "Hydraluic Wheel Heavy Loader" Stuff in off-topic I remember when josharmstrong posted about the "****ness monster I remember when zanderman9999 got banned and started rampaging on the server I remember when I built my first monster-spawner and got killed by a zombie and couldnt find it
Woah, I reported the tree because for one it was a whole forest gone and half left floating. Also some servers in the past have strict rules about replanting trees in order to preserve the natural landscape for new explorers. I saw a couble of people get temp-banned on some servers for it.