What's The WORST Thing That Happened To You On ECC?(Last Day!)

The hamster has turned into a hipster hampster and is busy on Instagram

 

the hamster could meet another hamster outside his cage and then make baby hamsters that come into the cage and make the wheel spin too fast, thus causing too much non-lag and the server crashing because it is too perfect.

 

It chews the server wires. Later that day, andrewkm steps on a live wire that is not covered by plastic. Then , he catches fire and burns to death. That is not all, though. The fire spreads from his body to the walls and floors of his apartment. The fire spreads to many other apartments, and has burned down andrewkm's apartment. WeWinAgain and KHobbits live in the same apartment complex as andrewkm, and they catch fire too. They also burn to death and ECC is no more.

Sorry my story was so gruesome, but that is the worst that the hamsters could do!

 

no, MHXL that is not physically possible. by the time the fire catches, the fire alarms will go off, causing water to spray everywhere, extinguishing the fire in time for the fire department to arrive and finish the job.

 

No it's Canada. All the snow and fellow Canadians will put out the fire before it can do anything.

 

still, the fire will get put out either way

 

Also the hamster itself could just flatline. It's not as food an answer as MHXL's seeing as how Andrew can get a new hamster but Hamster can't get a new Andrew, but it still suffices.

 

What ACTUALLY happened:

Hamster 1: I'm... dying of hunger... Hamster 2: AHH A CREEPER! Hamster 3: Lalalalalala
So we lost 2 hamsters and hamster 3 is just keeping it 0/600 players right now. Otherwise, andrew just went to the pet store.

 

Well, having a hamster run this server doesn't seem realistic...

 

The worst thing is when your hamster dies.

 

A hamster that was cloned with the DNA of Chuck Norris in a government facility but escaped to a pet store could be purchased by Andrewkm in the event that it is needed to replace the present hamster if it dies.

 

the hamster could be plotting to kill andrew, then take over ecc and the economy would tank. :I

 

ok, ok, ok. time to be real. the hamster could break its leg, then another hamster could replace it. hamster 2 is a fat peace of crap, so he takes breaks every 15min. so then the sever could have to restart every 15 min. once hamster 1 gets better, he still cant be on tip top shape, so the server gets really laggy forever.

 

that's offensive.

 

Andrews hamsters all died working in the horrendous conditions. To save the ddos'ing from happening again, due to hamster failure, Andrew got a bigger wheel and bought some ferrets. The ferrets though, secretly were undercover agents, and they ran the server into the ground. These trolly little ferrets made the server 0/0 online and then an owl came in and swooped them all and they died. Andrew, out of money and time, had to run the wheel himself, and keep it all to himself, until he could find a reliable pet to work for the server. Andrew never found the right pet, and e c never opened again. DUN DUN DUUUUUN

 

What's The Worst Thing The Server Hamster Could Do To ECC?

The hamster can chew the server wires, leave them hanging, get on the hamster wheel, and run. The wires will then get tangled on the wheel, causing them to rip out of their sockets. The hamster realizing what has just happened and will take the left over cords and run around in circles in its cage. During all of this the hamster will trip on the cord making it wrap the cord around its body and strangle itself. Trying to get the cord off, the hamster accidently moves the cord into an electrical outlet. THUS, making the ECC community and P.E.T.A. very upset.

Hey, it could happen. The odds would be astronomical, though.

 

Andrew knew that if he was going to compete with the other servers he would need a lot more slots. So he decided that a 5000 slot server to pwn everyone else out of the way.
He knew that with 5000 people on ECC he would need a bigger would, he decided a 100,000x100,000 would be good enough. He also knew he would need to upgrade everything. 20 HG arenas, bigger nether, bigger aether and bigger spawn.

But to do all this he would need 402,203,230,500 hamsters running nonstop.

So he decided to get a robot hamster.
Using the black market he bought the robot hamster from some top secret scientists for 50 diamonds (the scientists hadn't realized that diamonds on ECC were at a good all time low of 45 dollars tops).

The big day finally came.
Andrew announced to the world that ECC was going to reopen in 1 hour with 5,000 slots, 100,000x100,000 world, and tons of other awesome stuff.
So he took out the titanium cage the scientists had given him, and put the hamster inside.

Then wewin, himself, and 20 people who's names i won't disclose (mostly andrew's secret staff) hurriedly made 45 more HG arenas and expanded staff.
They used the robot hamster to expand world and in one hour they had it done.

Andrew then went on the forums and announce the server was open!
He fired up the hamster and 5,000 slots were thrown open.
For the first 30 minutes everything was fine.

Then the robot hamster, working on max speed, exploded.

The entire server was thrown offline, and andrew ripped out the side of his apartment building.

It took a month before ECC came back online. The world was bumped down to 20,000x,20,000 and slots were stuck at 150.

It took another month before ECC was back to normal.
And andrew knew, he was better off with his normal hamster, who he put back to work.

-The End.