If you could tell andrewkm one thing, what would it be? I would tell him simply "Hello," with a curt voice and posture.
Haha he is really a cyborg trying to take over the world... Or he is just a guy in canada living the life of having to run a MINECRAFT server
*walks opposite of Andrew, who sits behind his laptop looking at the ECC forums. Leaning forward onto the desk, he slams the cover of the laptop down, wiggling his eyebrows seductively at the astonished Andrew. Drawing a cherry lolipop from his pocket, he waves it slowly in front of Andrew's face, who's eyes follow the peice of candy as if in a trance. "Hey lil' boy... Want some caaannddddyyyy????" (Joking of course lol, I would thank him for devoting so much time into the server and changing so many lives positively in the process)
I would just stare him in the eyes until he goes "Do you want something?" then I would throw a smoke bomb thing (like a ninja smoke bomb) and dart off out of his house and hide in a bush outside until he comes outside and then creepily say "Do you want some food..? Hehe.. HeHe.. HEhe.. HEHEHEHE. *Evil witch cackle*" then dart home.