Trot-Fox History Reports------------------------------ Ever find yourself looking for a decent ride, but you're scared about shopping used?Have no fear! Trot-fox is open for business!Get the VIN number of your prospective new ride, and we'll check into the history!We'll find out the age, total mileage, wear and tear, blocks/carrot efficiency, and potential water damage your future leather buddy may have sustained!Know the facts before you buy! Trot-Fox History Reports!The Only Reliable source of Horse Information West of Berlin! Trot-Fox History Reports is a limited liability partnership between: OnSceneReporter Hiccabup Disclaimer: We are not responsible for the hilarity and chaos that may ensue.
Here's a sample report: Transportation Information: Brown horse Name: <unnammed> Current Owner: OnSceneReporter Mileage: 152 blocks History of incidents/activities: Kicking, meandering about. Example 2: Transportation Information: Brown horse Name: Loca Current Owner: revanrose6 Mileage: ~500 blocks History of incidents/activities: Kicking, suffocating drivers, sith-eye discoloration syndrome.
LOL Your description of Loca is terribly accurate... she really needs to work on her killing people habit...
To think that all this jibber-jabber started from a simple comment about getting a horse-fax report before buying a horse... Too funny and best of luck with your new business...