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I foresee problems.

 

Shouldnt this just be locked, its just giving people ideas of how to troll.

 

We have already determined that it is fine so long as no one actually follows through on anything posted here... assuming anyone actually does.

 

umm. I would but I do not want to get banned

 

I think the point is to allow you to vent about what you'd like to say as long as you don't actually direct it at a specific individual or thread. It is actually a good idea, I think because it could be a repository of examples of what you should NOT do in a real thread. I think that some people may not purposely be trolling and just being stupid about what they are writing and coming across as a troll. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that someone thought I was trolling them when I was actually just trying to be funny.

 

http://www.ecocitycraft.com/forum/threads/comments.75628/#post-368869

 

1. Acquire jar of mayonnaise. Remove mayo and clean jar. Insert vanilla pudding. Proceed to eat in a public location that has a line so people can't leave after they see you (i.e. movie theater)

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2. Acquire Windex cleaner bottle. Remove Windex and clean extremely well. CLEAN IT. SERIOUSLY. Proceed to fill with blue drink of your choice. Drink in public.

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3. Acquire Baking soda can/container. EMPTY AND CLEAN WELL. Fill with sugar. Proceed to lick fingers and eat sugar straight from the can in public location.

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Holy sh** lmfao these are amazing xd.

 

The jackass movies are pretty much based around filming this kind of thing.

 

I have a similar amount of respect for this thread as I do those movies.

 

I thought some of the skits in the first Jackass movie were funny. But definitely, it's for adult audiences only.

 

Ive seen it before

 

Get two friends. Go to supermarket. Find and hunt 1 random shopper, DO NOT allow shopper to see the three of you together. Periodically bump into said shopper, each time whispering something like, "Wake up" "This isn't real" or "You're in a coma." Make sure to have a completely straight face when you do this and walk away without saying anything else after you've bumped into them.

 

GO to an often used elevator. Continue to ride it until 2-3 people are in it with you. ENSURE you are the closest to the door. Upon door opening, rush to exit the elevator.Act as though you were severely shocked on the threshold of the doors. scream a bit or some junk. fall on the floor if you have to. then convince them it isn't safe, try again, get shocked again and act like you passed out on the floor of the elevator


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Enter a hotel elevator at 4 in the morning. set up the elevator to look like your room/an office/something. be playing a game on a laptop or something and when someone opens it finally in the morning act like they just entered your private home and caught you doing something they shouldn't see (i.e. taking a shower, playing games at work) at yelling at them to get out.


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You're not going to get banned as long as you don't break any rules in your actual post.

 

I especially like the last one

 

I personally don't like where this thread is going
it's hitting a bit too close to home with this last link
No offense meant to the shizzler.

But this is exactly what shouldn't be discussed here. Because people will watch and then people will do it.

 

Oops, I didn't think about that, my bad.