Inspired by @BuildsByGideon, I've decided to make a thread dedicated to stringing together the posts on "The Story Game" (link here), a thread originally created by @Bashdash100. I'm not doing this to upstage Gideon, but rather to ensure that it's all connected and makes sense. Anyway... Colors and users (if you can't figure them out ) Bashdash100 Willclo Jffsprs Physyy Andrewkm Masonrf Polarize_ SuburbSomeone _Sharpy ????? Chapter One: The Exiled Watermelon Once upon a time there was a nub named Bash, and he loved watermelons. Bash grabbed a watermelon out of his room. His "friend" named SuburbSomeone stole it from him, and ate it all before Bash could reprimand him. SuburbSomeone was then banned, and needed to write the dankest ban appeal ever. His ban appeal went as follows: Bashdash was too salty too truly unban @SuburbSomeone, so Sub was sent to Exile Island to prove his worth in 100% vanilla survival. So then @SuburbSomeone went to a small village out in the middle of nowhere. And he found a strange book there, entitled "Welcome to my Island". The author was none other than @Exilenela. Bash was demoted to Server Admin after unbanning @SuburbSomeone. Now that he was unbanned, SuburbSomeone brought the book he had found on the island onto the main server, where he began to read it, while eating raw fish. He discovered that Exilenela had, in fact, never been banned, but had somehow been able to place the book on the island anyway. Suburb wondered why this book was on the island, and with his vast forum knowledge, decided to question @Epic_Dovakiin as his first suspect. Suburb said: "This book is a book I found after being exiled to an island. It's by Exilenela." After talking for a bit, they realized that @Exilenela had created the island to torment the perma-banned users of ECC. The perma-banned players would send vulgar messages in global for a lifetime, only to realize nobody could see them. Suburb then asked if @Exilenela could prove him with a watermelon from @jmichael214's illegal watermelon black-market. Little did they know what that watermelon was for... @jmichael214 looked up from the blueprints he was drawing. He sensed a disturbance in the Force. Someone wanted the watermelons. Little did they know the consequences of their actions. For the watermelons did not belong to @jmichael214. He was merely the guardian of the Watermelons of@Physicistsmom. J. Mickey Mouse Treehouse knew what he had to do. He jumped onto the the giant watermelon, and rolled it down Mt. Eccot. The watermelon was possessed with a spirit, and threw @jmichael214 off into the void. What will @jmichael214 do when he respawns? And who has possessed the great watermelon on this fateful day? @jmichael214 respawned at the top of the @taylordaisy tower, which he had built for Willclo long before selling watermelons. When going down to examine the building, he found @SuburbSomeone sharpening a melon sword, just two floors down from the ceiling. He stared blankly at Jmichael. Jmichael ignored this and continued to take the lift signs down to the bottom floor. When he exited the building, however, he was not in Main_Ville. He was in Watermelon Disney World. Meanwhile, back on Exile Island, @willclo stood. He had become a master of the island. Training with karate master, @maximpara, Will had developed a master martial art. There was only thing to Will to do. He moved to Norway, where he bought 26 separate computers. On the first computer, he made himself an alternate account for ECC, and began to work on a new town. He wanted it to be an exact replica of @jmichael214's town, because he had a plan. After hijacking @jmichael214 spawn point to his new town, Watermelon Disney World, he ran up a hill we now know as Mt. Eccot. User @The_Great_Watermelon rolled @jmichael214 down into the void. Then he waited at @jmichael214 new spawn point, waiting for the epic showdown.@willclo and @jmichael214 are about the have an epic fight!!!!111!!!11 And then suddenly @Epic_Dovakiin came from the ancient land of Trollia with all his trollieness to see the battle of @willclo vs. @jmichael214 . As @willclo and @jmichael214 began to fight they saw @Epic_Dovakiin and started to run at him. Then @Epic_Dovakiin summoned Donald Trump to fight them. @willclo and @jmichael214 knew they had to team up temporarily to defeat the all and powerful Donald Trump. After hours of fighting Donald Trump was defeated. @Epic_Dovakiin was impressed, he now believed than @willclo and @jmichael214 were worthy of fighting him. @Epic_Dovakiin then fired his troll laser at the two but missed, he then jumped into the air and fired down a mind control laser hitting @jmichael214 causing him to turn against @willclo . They then fought for 12 hours straight by the end they were exhausted. They both struggled to get up, @willclo then ran at @jmichael214 then used the force and pushed his sword out of his hand. @jmichael214 then ran for the sword grabbed it and slashed @willclo killing him. But then @jmichael214 snapped out of the mind control and realized what he had done. He then ran at @Epic_Dovakiin almost hitting him but his attack was countered at the last second. They then fought for almost 5 days. @Epic_Dovakiin struck @jmichael214 cutting off his hand and then his sword fell off the cliff beside him. @Epic_Dovakiin then went to strike him down but then @jmichael214 used the force and threw @Epic_Dovakiin off the cliff, when he him the bottom he was killed when his back was broken on a rock. @jmichael214 was then left alone on the cliff side... @jmichael214 stood. He didn't know what to do. Suddenly, he knew. He ran to the melon farm, and picked up a melon. Carving out the bottom end of the melon, he then got an ice-cream-scooper, to take out the red inside. Micheal dawned his new dastardly disguise. @SuburbSomeone then came from the shadows of Mt. Eccot. He asked to join Micheal's party, and Mike happily accepted. @Bashdash100 flew down from the sky above. They now had a group of three. @Exilenela swam her silly seal body to the shore. They have 4 now. Erupting from the earth, a new face appears. This, was the face of @Whammerist5. The quest to infiltrate @Wilclo's secret melon fortress had begun. But first, they needed a game plan. TEH PLAN OF TEH GAMEZ - Exil and Bash will, uh, maybe try to take out Will's melon minions. One of them are somewhat good at PvP right? Sorry Bash and Exil plz don't kill/ban me kthnxbai -Wham and Sub could probably beat Will in a 2v1... right? -Mike will fly to Norway and be like, uh, "No-way!" and maybe like, uh, smash up all of Will's weird computers and stuff. get it, cuz mikey is rich off melons, so he ton fly to nobway be like, ha, "I'm rich" i think no one is reading this are they? no-one? ok gj gg bai The next chapter of this epic quest will begin... NOW! (now that Whammerist has shamelessly put himself into the plot line of course)
Chapter Two: Scamdinavian Showdown @jmichael214 safely flies into the airport in Norway, and upon arrival, spies a thick-haired, stout young man in a collared shirt. Jmichael, being the nub he is. Doesn't know this man is none other but andrewkm. "Please come with me Mr Nub." he says in a no nonsense tone. A command, not a request. Jmichael follows him into a sleek black car and sits in the back seat. Andrew turns around and begins to talk, "So sir, how was your flight?" Andrew bursts through the car window, and tosses Mike a glowing, blue sword. Andrew slings a pixelated bow behind his back. The party seems to have stopped in front of pale-white mansion. It belonged to none other than Willclo. Suddenly, a squad of about 5 people jump out of the house's windows. One of them dies on the way down. An epic fight is about to commence. @SuburbSomeone, being the curious person that he is, examined the dead body. It was none other than the body of @Giant_leader. The other four minions of Willclo took Whammerist, Exilenela, and Jmichael214 hostage. They were all permabanned users - @kconahan, iStomp_Kittens, @usapresident999, and @shrinkwrap4me. Suburb, Bash, and Andrew saw the minions take the hostages down to Willclo's lair. Andrew readied his bow. Down in the lair, the three hostages learned of the perm-banned user's secret plan. They wanted to take ECC for themselves, and knew how they had to do so. If they took out enough ECC users, no one would want to play, in fear for their lives. If they get could also get Andrew's computer and white-list themselves, they would turn ECC into a place full of dreaded hacking, bickering, and pure vulgarity. SuburbSomeone, being the curious person that he is, was ease-dropping on the entire conversation. He told Andrew about the awful plan. They decided to attack. Wrap and Kitten secured the doors of the room. Exile was pulling at the rope binding him to his chair. Mike was crying. And Wham was making really horrid puns. Andrew broke down the door, and the fighting commenced... Andrew took the pixelated bow and shot the sword, which was in @kconahan's hands, with enough power to make it fall directly to the floor. @usapresident999 caught the sword, and held it directly in front of Wham's neck. He looked at Sub, Bash, and Andrew, who were standing between the hostages and the door. He began his speech: I didn't want to be perma-banned. Whammerist knew what to do. He grabbed a piece of Original Recipe Kentucky Fried Chicken™ and bonked usapresident on the head. The remaining three minions stood in awe of what Whammerist5 had done. He had brought KFC to Norway, once and for all. The three minions were stunned by this incredible action, and allowed Wham, Sub, Bash, Andrew, Jmich, and Exil to enter the lair. They entered the lair, but were stunned when a hobo walked up to them and began talking... The hobo said: "Ohai, my name is jeff!" Bash questioned the hobo. "I thought your name was Willclo..." "Nope, I'm Jeff! I'm definitely not named Will..." "How do I know you aren't lying?" "Because... I played a role in creating the hub lobby! @Jffsprs is named Jeff, and @Jffsprs built part of the lobby! Therefore, I'm Jffsprs!" Jffsprs, who miraculously had come from thousands of miles away, said to the hobo: "No, you're not." The fake Jeff got angry at the real Jeff so he whipped out a sword that he got from somewhere and swung at the real Jeff. The real Jeff dodged it and bashed the fake Jeff on the head with a watermelon, knocking the fake Jeff out cold. Whammerist then stabbed the fake Jeff... The crew had no clue how to use the giant machine in front of them, so they hit a red button... .. and it did nothing, because it wasn't led into with a proper introduction. As the crew went down the stairs next to the red button, they found an even larger machine. Confused by the way it worked, they hit the blue button beside it. The ground beside them began to shake, and they were confronted by a strange person. The crew recognized the left side of his face, but the right side was a mystery. Jmichael recognized this figure from his brief time in the Taylordaisy tower. He had originally thought it to be @SuburbSomeone, but he soon noticed its bright white right eye. It was none other than Herobrine. When herobrine saw them he began to cry. "Why won't anyone love me?" He sobs "Everyone just tries to find me and kill me!" Behind the group emerged a mysterious figure. The figure was none other than @KooJo. KooJo, who had become a master at finding Herobrine in other *coughs* places, had come to Norway after the plane he was flying in crashed, leaving @kalvb123, the pilot, dead. KooJo, however, had learned about this new Herobrine/Willclo combination's existence by talking to SuburbSomeone in a parallel universe which must not be named. Upon seeing the creature, he ran at it, and leapt into the air, slicing the two parts of the creature apart from each other. The Herobrine side quickly revived itself, and with all its might, began to fight KooJo. While Herobrine was fighting KooJo, the Willclo side collapsed upon itself, and its skin became a sort of watermelon-shaded green. Slowly, it began turning into a watermelon, as the group looked on in horror. He soon began to get bigger and bigger, until he reached his full size as the watermelon king! He stood 10 metres tall, sprout brushing the ceiling. His mouth, filled with jagged water melon seeds unleashed a massive rawr! The group quickly began to flee, but the creature would not allow them to do so. The creature ordered his three minions, who had eaten all of Whammerist5's KFC bucket, to use the red button in order to trap the group in his lair. KooJo, who was still fighting Herobrine, saw the melon sword in the creature's pocket. Not knowing what a melon sword was, he used it to fight the watermelon creature, who was very powerful. Miraculously, KooJo was able to bring the creature's health down to one heart. But before KooJo could strike the final blow, the sword broke in his hands. The creature, who was stunned by this, ate KooJo, and regenerated all its health after eating him whole. With KooJo and the melon sword out of the way, Whammerist5 was left holding the only sword in sight. He now had to battle the watermelon creature on his own... But do not fear! Bash and his cat army are here! Bash burst into the chamber, cats of all sizes and shapes attacked. The watermelon was no match for such powerful creatures. Within minutes, he fell to the cats who let loose meows of victory! All that was left of him was a scratched melon corpse.... Bash and his cats soon returned to meownation and celebrated, not even aware that the melon king had risen again as a vampire! Melon king soon began to plot his revenge by invading ECC with his melon minions.. The group, who was finally "safe", stole all the watermelons from @willclo's mansion. They took his computers and smashed them, and @andrewkm was able to head back to Toronto knowing that he would finally get his money back. @Exilenela, who already owned several melon swords, was angry at @KooJo for not preserving the one that he had used to fight the creature, and sobbed in the lair for four days for the loss of such an important tool. @Whammerist5, still holding the sword, felt bad that he had still had it and mailed it to Andrewkm's house. @Jffsprs was finally comfortable with his identity, and did not feel a need to stay in Norway. He headed back to the airport with @jmichael214, and boarded the same flight there. They sat in the same row, with a strange, pale-skinned man sitting between them.Jmichael and jffsprs soon arrived at their destination: ECC. Little did they know they just had an eventless flight with the melon king vampire when they got off at the SG 3 airport. Jmichael then returned to his majestic palace: Zenith. Not know that he had been followed. Jmichael suddenly became aware of the familiar sound of melons crushing. He turned around and faced the full strength of the melon king. But only now he was far more powerful with his vampire strength. The melon king starts to smash down Zenith's noble towers, seeking revenge on meownation and it's inhabitants...
Chapter Three: Melon King's Last Stand @Physicistsmom sat in the cafe in the hub lobby. She got up from her seat and looked around, seeing all the beauty of the new hub that had been created. She turned back to sit down opposite her husband, @jakeyray18, and the two ate pumpkin pie together. But suddenly, Phys heard the footsteps of someone in the distance. Phys stood up to see the person, and it was none other than @Jffsprs. He yelled something, something that Phys could barely hear. Something about a vampire king, and about towers and Zenith. The moment Jff mentioned watermelons, Phys knew what she had to do if order were to be restored. She immediately called Andrew on the phone. Hello. I'm from Planet Minecraft. Can I have OP? Phys, what the heck? What's happening? You know that melon storage I had? What melon storage? Nevermind, that's not important. What's important is that I need OP. It's the only way to save the server. It can't possibly be the only way. Not unless some vampire melon king came and destroyed spawn or something. Phys was silent. Oh... then yeah, I'll give it to ya. But I'm going to be at court for the willclo hearings, so I can't help you after that. If you need help, ask Jamie or Nicit. Or maybe.. maybe even @KHobbits. KHobbits? You think he'd help? He hasn't been on the server for half a year. Yeah, but he made a plugin to prevent a vampire melon king from ever joining the server. I don't know if he knows you all that well. Do you have his phone number? I wish I did. Darn. I'll get him to come on for you. Alright, thanks for the help. Hopefully we can save ECC. Hopefully. After a few seconds, Phys was greeted with a message that she now had OP. She immediately set the time to dead midnight in all the worlds. Many of the peaceful melon farmers saw this, and gazed in shock at the night sky. All of ECC was alerted with a single message: [Alert] [President][Fizz][*VIP*] **Physy: The vampire melon king has attacked ECC! Melon farmers, stop what you're doing! Take your melon swords and fight! FIGHT! All of a sudden all the melon farmers rised up and united to help phys! they quickly ran outside to see phys standing there with nothing around her and no melon king to be seen and they all thought she was going cray cray just like her crazy lottos! So all of the melon farmers with their melon swords went back to their farms and just started to melon farm away again until all of a sudden a huge gust of wind came and knocked all the melon farmers and phys off their feet and all of the melons from the melon farms had formed together to create the giant melon king! Phys ran towards DiamondDesires melon farm for cover but didnt make it in time and the melon king had captured her in the melon prison! The melon king was able to capture anyone who has ever farmed melons, and sent them all to his prison. Once all of the farmers were in his prison, the melon king approached Physicistsmom. So, I heard you've been having some financial troubles in real life... Yes, I have been. But why did you put me in here? I brought you here because I wanted to tell you about my plans for your melons. You're planning on using MY melons? Yes. But why? If I take all the melons in the world and /sell them to the server, I'll be able to pay back all those I've scammed. Not to mention I'd also be able to get EcoLegend, *VIP*, and pay off all of @Kick_Me_1235's loans. But... isn't that cheating? If you let me do that, I'll give you $1,000,000, USD. No chargebacks. Ooh... that sounds good. But how do I know you won't chargeback? That's how you scammed all those other people. I'll give you the money in cash. Awesome. Where can we make this deal? Outside of the Toronto Courthouse. Wait... I know Andrew's gonna be there. Why would you be there? Don't you know who I am? Yeah. You're willclo, right? Yep, and I'm going there because I scammed him. I need you to accept this deal. Alright. I'll meet you there. Phys logged off, and so did the melon king. The melon farmers sat in their prison cells, worried they would never play ECC again. A builder asked: "Is this a prison server?" @DiamondDesire, shaken by the recent events, sighed. "Yes. Yes it is." @SuburbSomeone banged on the jail cell bars, and the resulting force bumped a thread. The thread fell to the ground, and Suburb picked it up. It had sat on the table for the past eight days, and had some cobwebs on it. His cellmate, the builder who was convinced that this was a prison server, knew what to do. They cut the cobweb, and combined that string with /kit starter to make a bow. @Avowin tossed the builder an arrow. The builder took it, and shot it directly at the button on the wall. Instantly, the entire group was free from their jail cells. They escaped from the prison, and returned to their normal life, sans their melon swords. However, there was one change made to the star shop. @matrix_rep, upon seeing this change, was shocked and burst into tears. Melon swords were gone from the shop, and the vampire melon king had taken them away. Suddenly, an EcoLegend appeared in the distance. At first, it looked like a hobo - but it was someone far more important than that. It was none other than @willclo himself. @matrix_rep knew what he had to do. This is for the glory he whispered. I WILL NOT FEED! All of a sudden @matrix_rep attacked @willclo and @matrix_rep died within 5 seconds. In his dying breath you heard his voice say "give all my star tools to @Dccciz ". Willclo went to Matrix_rep's vault, and locked all the star tools behind a bedrock barrier. He made an iron password door with a password that only he knew, which @Dccciz could only figure out if he passed @SuburbSomeone in forum ratings. Willclo, his royal vampire melon king highness, laughed. He knew that @Dccciz could never pass @SuburbSomeone in forum ratings. @Dccciz was about to give up. But then, the staff application cycle ended, and since he had posted on every staff app, Suburb lost 2,500 ratings. Suburb, outraged, yelled at his computer screen. "NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME!!" cried Suburb. He knew that he could not have possibly posted on that many staff apps, and so he decided that Willclo was responsible for this ratings disparity. But why would he do that? That would be the only way that his prisoners could escape.... Suddenly, a barely audible noise slowly grew in strength from the background. It was none other than the 7th Potato Regiment of the nerd army, led by his nerdness, @Masonrf. Mason and his army saluted the crew, knowing that without them, the Potato Regiment may not have a home for several months. Mason began to lecture the crew. Masonrf: Greetings, shrubs. Today, I am proud to announce that our army has temporarily removed 2,500 ratings of SuburbSomeone's, and given them temporarily to @Dccciz until Dccciz is able to log on and crack the code to @matrix_rep's star tools. Now, Dccciz will need the aid of the 6th Potato Regiment, which is of course led by Koo... wait no, that can't be true. Willclo ate him. Hmm, let me see... To Mason's horror, @KooJo was in fact the only person who could give Dccciz the password to the vault. The crew was faced with two options. Option 1 was to simply guess what the password would be. As Suburb had knowledge of KooJo's personality, he stayed behind to try to guess it. The second option was to launch an undercover, full-scale attack on Willclo as soon as he left his vault. Somehow, the entire crew had forgotten that Physyy was currently implementing a plugin that prevented a vampire melon king from ever joining the server. @jmichael214, @Bashdash100, @Jffsprs, @Whammerist5, @Avowin, and @DiamondDesire all set out to retrieve KooJo from the vampire melon king's stomach... Why anyone had thought to recruit @jmichael214 was a mystery. @jmichael214 was well known to be completely inept at anything involving weapons or fighting. Within five minutes of the search party's departure, @jmichael214 tripped over his shoelaces, cut himself with his sword, and died of tetanus. Again. Third time this year. Then the 7th potato regiment enlisted the help of, the recently dead but somehow still alive, @jmichael214 to help contruct the most massive, defendable base on ECC from which they could launch thier whale missiles onto willclo. Whammerist led the charge. He grabbed @luccowarleo's melon sword, and beckoned his army. Sadly... no one showed up. They needed @physyy to decline the offer, gather her army, and end this once for all... until another permabanned user does another dumb thing Phys disagreed. She was well into implementing the plugin and was about to restart the server. But suddenly, loud thumps could be heard, as well as a large shadow. Whammerist trembled, and ran as fast as he possibly could back to the vault. Suddenly, he felt a gentle, slimy blue creature. As it turns out, it was a whale! The 7th Potato Regiment had come at last, and whales were being fired on all cylinders! Willclo, returning from his mining adventure, was shocked to see the whales being fired at him. The battle for @matrix_rep's star tools and the future of ECC had begun. Suddenly, iStomp_Kittens and his army of alts join the fray! Then @matrix_rep said the magic words Fk the EULA and his chest of star tools was unlocked. The bedrock which encapsulated the star tools was no more, and @Bashdash100 and @Avowin were able to retrieve all of the star tools. By using locked chests and membership perms they had received from the ghost of @matrix_rep, the users @bobman3355, @SimsElemental, @12345shane, and SuburbSomeone now wielded melon swords. Suddenly, an alert flashed across all of ECC. [Alert] Server is restarting. Kthxbai. Ten seconds later, the server restarted. Thanks to the fast coding of Phys (and not the bravery of the ghost of @matrix_rep), the melon king was no more. But iStomp and his alts were still not banned...
Chapter Four: Console Wars Two and a half months later... @priMELval sighed. It was her twentieth birthday, but people still thought of her as a nub. The only good part of her birthday was that iStomp's alts weren't on to troll the server. Or at least that's what she thought... iStomp's alts were relentless. They had somehow gotten hold of Bash's nudes and were threatening to post them in global unless iStomp was unbanned. "No, not my nudes!" cried Bash. The army looked unstoppable, until a floating body came along. It was Polarize! He came to save the day! Then he logged off. They were doomed! and then... @Polarize_ logged back on! Using his diamond sword skills, he batted away most of the menacing alt accounts. But, they kept cropping up, like they were being cloned. Polarize tried fighting and fighting all night long, but it was no use. Bash, Polarize and all the others were surrounded by the permabanned users and alts. An escape seemed inevitable until.... Suddenly, @12345shane had made a breakthrough. He had just hacked into Phys's computer, and taken control of the console. Shane rapidly banned iStomp and his alts, and cracked the code to Australian ISPs. ECCers rejoiced, as iStomp was finally defeated. Polarize_ held a party to celebrate Shane's incredible bravery. @Masonrf, one of the heroes in the Watermelon War, even showed up to play keyboard, which was deemed the nerdiest instrument. Him and his regiment played several songs to celebrate, including a great piece called "Obble and iStomp". Halfway through the song, Mason disappeared. Shockingly, he was banned... for being a nerd. As there were no mods on at the time, it was determined that this was done through the console. Andrew was on vacation, leaving @12345shane to be considered the felon. Shane pleaded that he was innocent, but the large crowd did not listen, and hacked into Shane's computer to deny him console access. But then, SuburbSomeone was banned for being a shrub. Somehow, someone else had console access... "I BLAME KOOJO! ", yelled Masonrf. Everyone goes to search the dead corpse of the melon King, but discover @KooJo is missing! The remainder of the crew search for @KooJo, "KOOJO, KOOJO! It always has to happen in a crowded scene!" shouted @Polarize_ The crew did not realise, 1 member that seems so innocent was the culprit....... 3 months later....... After tons of clues on who the culprit may be, Polarize discovers something. "Hey, the only person not at the party was......." Blackout. Bash and Polar wake up to find themselves encased in iron bars. Polar gets tossed out of the bars and shoved on to the cobblestone floor. He was held down by A smiley emoji. Polar was confused. "Wait, theres no damn emojis in minecraft, there isn't even any....." He ws stopped. "There is now" Said a feminine voice in front of him. Polars suspisions were proven to be true. The culprit was.............. @Emmehh Emmehh claimed she was innocent, but they didn't believe her. @Emmehh decided that her pleas would not get her anywhere, so she devised a plan. A plan that could put ECC in grave danger. She locked herself in her lab. She worked 24/7 on this evil plan that would put her in high power over ECC. Emmehh had a brilliant plan. @Emmehh's plan was more complicated then the gang thought. She used the console to create the illusion that the users were banned, but she is secretly putting them in a continous loop of SG games (The torture!) whilst creating a potion of mind control. She tried for weeks on end to make this potion, and she finally got the right recipe. She got out her high tec printer and used it to splash the potion on the people who were forced in sg simulation. With the other gang members under her control, her next target was @Bashdash100 and @Polarize_. But she had made a very fatal mistake.... She used the wrong ingredient in the potion. It completely backfired! All the SG games turned pitch black! Nobody knew what was going on. ECC was going crazy. Everyone who has been banned, was unbanned. Everything and everyone was out of control! Emmehh decided to put her emojies in her back back and fled ECC forever. But before @Emmehh fled, she was banned. Behind her spot in which she was banned, it was @Masonrf. The nerd put an end to her rampage once and for all. All the ECC members did /Seen Emmehh Banned : True She was gone, but ECC was still hopeless. Chapter Five: Make ECC Great Again Everyone was brain washed! All they knew was how to survive. All of ECC was restart. All the towns, worlds and the spawn was gone. There was nothing. The people stuck in SG were freed. Everyone had to work together to make the server great again! It would take a long time, but they had to do it. "See..." "See what?" "This is what happened because we let mayors take over the world (maybe)." "But it was your idea, Sub. I just added that because I thought it was funny. And hey, am I not a Mayor?" "I guess, but anyway... it just isn't funny anymore, and it's my fault. I can't believe that SG is blacked out. I mean, the biggest reason I played in 2013 was to play SG. And now you can't even see in it. It's as though everyone has /kit spy and you have no idea where to go." "Well, we're trying to fix it and make ECC great again, aren't we?" "Sure, but can't we just do a rollback? We could just tell Andrew." "I hope he likes the whole 'make ECC great again' thing." "He spammed #Trump2016 once in alert as a joke. I doubt it." "It's worth a shot, though." "I guess. Say, Sharpy, do you know where Andrew might be?" Nobody knew where Andrew was. Not @_Sharpy, not @Polarize_. The only one who could reach him was @physyy. Sharpy, Shane, Polarize_, Suburb, and the 7th Potato Regiment all set out to find Phys, still holding out hope that ECC would become great once more. They searched the ends of the world to find Andrew. He was nowhere to be found! Meanwhile in an unidentified place. Andrew: What? Huh? Where am i? Andrews hands and feet are cuffed. Unknown user: Wakey wakey, Andrew. Andrew: I was enjoy tobasco sauce with my barbie now I end up here! Who do you think you are, prepare to go down the root of obble. Unknown user: Oh, I will! Andrew: You think I'm joking? I am far from joking sir. Release me or suffer my wrath. Unknown user: Your wrath is no use Andrew, I am the owner now.... Andrew was overthrown as owner. Unknown user: Allow me to introduce myself, I am............. not going to tell you my name. Why would I do that? That's just dumb. I'll scramble my name though, just for fun. He gave a scrap piece of paper to Andrew. It read: "nesbnaasrdnoonrd" Unknown user: Just you try to figure that out. The door slammed shut on poor Andrew. He was hopeless, with seemingly no hope of ever getting out. ECC was doomed, it seemed.. Andrew was a clever guy, but this word scramble was too hard for him! He was sitting there, cuffed and starving! He couldn't do anything. He was worried about what was happening to ECC. Andrew thought about how the EULA would affect his server, and the ultimate financial future of it. About how servers left and right would be affected, all because of an email from someone named Brandon Andersson. He glanced at the paper. "Could it be..", refrained Andrew. As it turns out, the name was a perfect match. Despite @matrix_rep's swear against it having an incredible amount of power, the EULA had become more and more powerful, blacklisting servers left and right... Andrew then realised who the unknown user was. It was none other than Brandon Andersson! "That son of a Willclo!" Yelled Andrew. Meanwhile on ECC.... Brandon revealed himself to the ECC public. He put in place harsh laws. Everyone soon realised who he was... the enforcer of EULA! "We will fight back!" they screamed. The public soon rioted against their oppressor. Brandon could not withstand the full might of ECC and his reign of terror soon fell. EULA was then canceled and destroyed, freeing ECC and all the other minecraft servers. Finally, it was time for Andrew to implement the rollback. After an extensive 36-hour downtime, ECC was finally free and back to normal.
Chapter Six: The Nerds and the Shrubs Life in ECC was back to normal forever! Atleast, that what they though.. Emmehh: MWAHAHAHHA Then the whole server crashed and the forums could never go up again which is why the story ends right now. BUT, Andrew used his super awesome totally legit powers and put the server back up! Just like nothing ever happened. Emmehh: What am I supposed to do now?!! D: All seemed to be going well on ECC for a long time. Unfortunately, stories aren't interesting when there's no conflict so @KooJo and @gallionic begin thier plans to grace all of ECC with a multitude of nerds and an abundance of shrubs. Appointing @Masonrf as "Most All Powerful Nerd of Nerds" and @SuburbSomeone as "Supreme Overlord Shrub of Shrubs," they begin their quest. The first task on their quest consisted in finding the nether star fortress, one that had been lost on the nether world for centuries. At the nether star fortress they would find a great treasure that could save the land. The last group of people that had gone in search of the grande, dragon guarded, allegedly untouchable stronghold had perished in the lava moats that surrounded. That was, however, after after half the group had been eaten half alive by one of the thousand dragons , and the other set on fire by the ghast. They prepared for their journey by going to station 70 to buy baked potatoes. After they got the baked potatoes they tried collecting their finest armour. @Masonrf had the most powerful, but nerdy, armour out of the group. @SuburbSomeone had the shrubbiest armour out of the group. They knew two people would not be enough to collect the fresh treasure, so they enlisted @Bashdash100 to use his secret cat cannon that was locked away for centuries. The three, along with the rest of the 7th Potato Regiment as well as the members of the 1st Bubble Regiment, who were @Eekelmo, @Nixonn, @DeMacca, and @TaylorBros22, began the long march to the nether star fortress. According to the forums, this fortress was located deep in the bowels of /warp debt.. but since @matrix_rep's ghost had used all of its remaining power, the assistance of @Dccciz was once again necessary for the crew to achieve their goal. Suddenly, on thier perilous journey, the fearless group happened upon a small band of Roombas. The Roombas were... Cleaning the ground? Ok? (Busts down the 4th wall) Umm... Why the ground? It's already pretty dang dirty... Anyways, back to the story. The small band of Roombas began to creep nearer to our brave heroes. Upon sighting the 7th potato regiment and the 1st bubble regiment, the Roombas attacked them! They only polished the shoes of both regiments before they were disassembled and turned into small piles of circuits, Assorted ratings, and dust bunnies. Everyone thought it odd to find Roombas out in the wilderness when they should be cleaning the floors of the houses of ECC. It was then that @SuburbSomeone realised that the ratings found in the Roombas were the ones that had mysteriously vanished from posts that he knew he had rated, but that didn't show up as being rated some time after he had rated them. Our heroes tried getting the ratings, but the memes were just too spicy. That's why they put milk on the memes! They also deep fried the memes! The memes were then served with a side of JOHN CENA! The crew ate the memes, and at long last, could fight the roombas for the ratings. But the roombas came at full blast, and knocked @Masonrf out cold. With the nerd defeated, the non-nerds looked helpless to stop the roombas. Suddenly, the ghost of @matrix_rep flew in on an elytra, shooting each and every roomba with a snowball. It had appeared that by being perma-banned, Matrix's ghost had actually gained strength, and become an invincible fighter for dank memes against the evil EULA. Matrix, knowing that he could not use the nether stars unless he was un-permabanned, had grabbed all of his nether stars from the fortress. With a triumphant, booming voice, Matrix announced: [L] [Resident][TeamRheas][*VIP*] Matrix_rep: For your bravery, each and every one of you has received 2,000 nether stars! Enjoy! And so, everyone went out and bought melon swords, which were re-added to the shop in celebration after the melon king was defeated. With melons now at $2 each, everything seemed pretty perfect. It wasn't, though... the Nstars were carved from the shiniest stone in the land, the ghost of matrix_rep had fooled them so he could keep the Nstars for himself. They needed to find the real Nstars. Chapter Seven: Deep in Debt Having the Fly feature, Icon was the first to get to the StarShop, and excitedly hit the sign. Seeing the error message, Icon double checked to see that he had the stars... and it looked as though he did. But the nether star title was in italics, proving that it was renamed. With /price, he was able to determine that the "nether stars" Matrix had given them were in fact stone. Icon yelled in global that the stars were fake, and urged other members of the crew to get to /warp debt as soon as possible. Meanwhile, @xX3PICREBELXx, who was already in /warp debt, was mining his way down to Matrix's fortress, hoping to find some sort of treasure there. But he made a grave, very newb, mistake. He dug straight down... Yes, ladies and gentlemen, straight down. Fortunately for him he had pyro+ so when he fell into lava, he only had a major fright. He swam through the lava and jumped on to the shore of a great stone cavern. He then battled a stampede of Skeletons only to find that when they die they respawn into creepers 5 minutes later! Knowing that creepers could not spawn in the main worlds, @xX3PICREBELXx laughed. He was able to defeat every skeleton, and finally lay his eyes on the incredible fortress of nether stars. He stood in awe at the fortress, feeling invincible and free to take all the nether stars at last. Suddenly, he heard digging coming from just outside of /warp debt. xx3 glanced back, and surveyed the area. The sound stopped for a second, relieving xx3's fears that people had found him. But as soon as he turned back towards the fortress, the sound started again. He turned towards the sound, and it immediately stopped again. Confused about the situation, xx3 decided to enter the fortress. Only, the miners' picks grew louder, and yells of celebration by the crew seemed imminent. xx3 went up to the door, as the miners grew closer and closer to him. As soon as he turned his key (one of only three in existence) to the door, a large group of miners ran through, and stole all the nether stars. xx3 asked the crew: [L][Moderator][TeamRheas][VIP+] **xX3PICREBELXx: Why are you stealing his nether stars? The crew began to all speak on top of one another, as they tried to vindicate taking them by saying that @matrix_rep had promised them 2000 nether stars each. However, they had failed to take timestamped screenshots, so their complaints were dismissed for lack of evidence. However, they still were able to come away with the stars they had been looking for. Angry at losing Matrix's stars, a determined xX3PICREBELXx, along with Phantomine, 7amoodw, and BackToThePast, began plotting his revenge on the crew...
Click the link ^-^ And thanks United, Gideon's threads were in General so I didn't put much thought into whether it was the right section for the story.
