The Rules are simple: Make up super powers that are basically useless! The power to see through bars of soap.
The power to make mice grow 1 inch larger for 5 seconds between the times of 11:05 AM and 11:07 AM on Tuesdays in December of 1967 and 4:33 PM and 4:51 PM on Fridays in March of 2003.
The power to come back to life at any time while living. *Warning* The power does not work while dead.
The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to... Eat cheesecake.