Larknae What this is: just a fun (fake) thing about a newspaper Info: Located of the coast of arlendia Residents :roughly 43,000 TODAYS NEWS John Carnae, the local baptist has been charged of scamming When: early tuesday Who: bank of Larknae Info: John Carnae entered the bank at around 2:14 pm, and went to the toilet for 2o minutes. Came out and waited for a worker to open the vault at 2:30 pm. Then stabbed the worker and tried to flee with $33,000 but was caught by the police shortly after 3 o'clock. Trial next monday. Facing life or death in prison. Police Blotter: Bank Robbery: John carnae, 2:30 pm store vandalized: local flower store vandalized man hit: man was leaving train station when hit in the face by unknown assailant New SCHOOL! The commitee has decided to built a new middle school at 214 Arna road. It will house 600 students from 6-10 th grade. End of newspaper
