This is a game where there is a big fort. Your goal is to destroy the fort. I will reply to suggested attacks. FORT HEALTH:10000 ATTACK! Just say what you want to do(rocket launcher, creeper, knife)and I will list points of damage.
Waffles, eh? Little does he know they're made out of dirt. 9000 points of damage! NOTE:Health is supposed to be 100000. Sorry about that. i don't feel like calling in the builders of repairland.
Harry uses countless spammers to dishearten the defenders and maintainers of the fort, causes it to deteriate in condition
I unleash the zombie apocalypse virus I created in my basement on a nearby town and get them to attack the fort.
Zombies- uhh...this is a fort 100 DAMAGE Friendship and Magic? You boost the enemies morale. Pretty much nothing happens except... EVERYONE IS HAPPY healed 1000 points
Healed 1000 points!?!? What if I use..... The power of enmity and... Um... UnimagiItive.....ness.....