Minecraft Name: Slayer72727 Suggestion: Add a little chair on top of the survival games wall for zardgyer. Reason: Every day zargyer stands in the same spot, slaving for countless hours over a hot spawn, and it's plain to me that his legs get tired. We should thank zardgyer for his spawn watching by providing him with a comfy place to sit while he preforms his duties, and also refreshments if possible. Other Information: It's imperative that the the chair be placed on top of the iron blocks, 3 blocks away from the left hand side when facing the board. Or perhaps one block back so it's easier to get in and out of the chair without falling off of the wall. You should probably just ask him.
Oh I see. Then you might like to hear the economic and overall benefits of providing zardgyer with such a seat. New players who log into the server will see zardgyer resting in his chair, and upon seeing him they will realize how well we treat our moderators and resolve to stay. On the other hand, if they see zardgyer straining himself for long hours with little or no chairs, they would think we don't care about the legs of our mods, and would leave. The chair would become a legendary symbol for ecc, and people from all other servers would come to see it, creating much more server traffic. Andrew could buy one of those giant gold coin vaults like scrooge mcduck and swim around in it from all the proceeds. In fact, with the amount of money generated from tourists, you could literally buy mojang out, and program minecraft to meet the needs of the server. Between your server donations and income from owning mojang, you could by a computer the size of a small country to host the server on, and not only allow mobs to return to mainworld, but also bump the server limit up to well over 3,000,000. In addition to this we could have over 100 different worlds, and enderdragons could be added that sleep in giant mountain caves and breath fire. They would guard treasure, and only the most experienced warriors would dare venture into their lairs. Worldedit could be brought back, different weapons could be added, and also we could change npc villagers so they don't look as stupid. As the server grows, you can start buying land and setting up more computers, and become a giant hosting company. Eventually, the entire world's inner core will be removed just to fit the whole of ECC in. ANd you my friend, as a game admin, will not only rule over a server of 300,000,000 people, but also secure a spot of power in the new world order, in which andrew will become our new supreme lord and dictator. And all this, just at the expense of placing a chair at spawn for poor old zardgyer.
Oh I see. Then you might like to hear the economic and overall benefits of providing zardgyer with such a seat. New players who log into the server will see zardgyer resting in his chair, and upon seeing him they will realize how well we treat our moderators and resolve to stay. On the other hand, if they see zardgyer straining himself for long hours with little or no chairs, they would think we don't care about the legs of our mods, and would leave. The chair would become a legendary symbol for ecc, and people from all other servers would come to see it, creating much more server traffic. Andrew could buy one of those giant gold coin vaults like scrooge mcduck and swim around in it from all the proceeds. In fact, with the amount of money generated from tourists, you could literally buy mojang out, and program minecraft to meet the needs of the server. Between your server donations and income from owning mojang, you could by a computer the size of a small country to host the server on, and not only allow mobs to return to mainworld, but also bump the server limit up to well over 3,000,000. In addition to this we could have over 100 different worlds, and enderdragons could be added that sleep in giant mountain caves and breath fire. They would guard treasure, and only the most experienced warriors would dare venture into their lairs. Worldedit could be brought back, different weapons could be added, and also we could change npc villagers so they don't look as stupid. As the server grows, you can start buying land and setting up more computers, and become a giant hosting company. Eventually, the entire world's inner core will be removed just to fit the whole of ECC in. ANd you my friend, as a game admin, will not only rule over a server of 300,000,000 people, but also secure a spot of power in the new world order, in which andrew will become our new supreme lord and dictator. And all this, just at the expense of placing a chair at spawn for poor old zardgyer. Not only, well-seasoned users might take a leaf out of zard's book and meditate with him. Meditating would stop these players from putting their money in lotto and raging, which would disturb some players. Disturbed players could possibly spontaneously combust, which gets lots of blood on the ground. With more blood and guts on the ground, mods would be overworked mopping the floor with them. Overworked mods would not be able to attend to the forums, which would turn rowdy. A rowdy forum might cause hackers to take their opportunity and hack the website. A hacked website could steal all the new donation money, stopping Andrew from paying his rent. No rent paid, no server. This is why we need a chair for zardie.
I think this is a extremely crucial thing in the ecc society. How will newcomers look at us if we dont provide proper resting for our mods. Slayer has brought forward a very important point that should be take very seriously. It should increase server donation income tenfold. +1 XP
I propose we shut down lottery, hunger games/survival games, all casinos, any spleef, all spawnshops, any snipe chest events, close all the portals, shut down /home, /warp, and /spawn, and disable people to dig or place blocks, don't let mayors be allowed to add people to towns, and any selling and buying of items, and close the server to the public until zard's chair in installed. This is a matter of HIGHEST IMPORTANCE!
BUMP BUMP BUMP! The sight of zard at spawn just now made me bump. He looked really tired, could barely keep from wobbling off the HG wall. ADD THE CHAIR!
I have forwarded your concerns for the health and safety of our staff team directly to the ServerOwner!
