Trumpets Flair! Let us all unite for a common cause! A Message from the Imperial Kaiser! As leader of the single largest empire on this entire world which we have now come to know as Ecocitycraft, it has come to my attention that there are several nations recently declaring war on eachother! Now, under normal circumstances this would be all well and fine, but because of recent events this will not be accepted! These nations are a group of ner-do-wells! Their dastardly deeds desire to dissolve and destroy the unity and the dichotomy of our collective spirit! We as a people have learned from wars in the past the true damage and destruction such dastardly deeds more destructive than doofenschmirtz himself can do to not only our country but our worldly-identity. These… Hippies, as they are called, have no desire but to destroy eachother, and through destroying eachother they will disturb the peace and harmony that we as a people have worked so hard to complete! The lands we have conquered and lives that have been lost will not be in vain! Our ranks will swell ten-fold the numbers of these cowardice foes. Every person who fights for us can, and shall, fight with their heart in their hand! With blood and iron we shall eradicate the foes which have presented their arms towards eachother, and furthermore towards the neck of peace! Our efforts shall not be fruitless, for our Generals remain more experienced, our soldiers better equipped, and our moral higher. We have the grace of the heavens and the support of the gods behind us! Together, we shall fight! Before us liesPrussia, in us burns the spirit ofPrussia, and behind us liesPrussia! We shall not be defeated! With the grace of the divine right I have been granted through my title of Kaiser, we shall march onwards; To victory! For Peace! Signed; His Royal Majesty, Kaiser Welikeike22
*cough cough* revolution? EDIT: I believe that this so called "war" on hippies has been going on for a LONG time xD it all started when they attacked wallstreet and you dropped the atomic sand bomb on them :3
My Army Kaiser:Welikeike22 Field-Marshal:Unknownrider3Point14mpJetscat Generals:My 7 guinea-pigsIEvolivePoptartlol Colonel: Vdubmastertech Sheathok LT-Colonel:Vengfulbacon Slayer72727 Major:Softlypsychotic Captain:Shrinkwrap4meAustinsplaneguyD_Face012FrenchhornplayerXX3PICREBELXX 1st-Lieutenant:Nicodemux 2nd-Lieutenant: ---------- All other lower ranks:
I would like to join the WE LIKI IKI army!!!!! To stand by the great Dear Leader himself, I jackaluss77 pledge my loyalty to the great WE LIKI IKI!!
I shall join your movement Keiser Ike and shall start playing immediately to join you in this effort to kill these "hippies"
All hail the great and powerful GrandMaster Fuhrer of ECC! The Dear-Leader himself! I would love to join in the army and fight against the fights!
It has come to my attention some of your army members are also members of Revanrose6's military and her fight against America and xpurexcorex, The confederacy is suffering from casualties as fighting is taking place on our land and wishing to help join the peace movement, and urges anyone involved in multiple militaries to join the peace fighters, even if that involves some bloodshed along the way.