Pancake Rebelion!

SCREW PANCAKES, USE CACTUS INSTEAD!

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Woot pancakes!!!!!!!!!! Wait they suck go waffles.

 

Time to call in the leader
*radio crakles* @rabidworm

 

WAFFLES! THEY`RE CIRCLES MADE OF SQUARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Calling in Wafflle strike!

 

Sounds vaguely familiar....
Synwannabe, you will never outmatch the power OF. :twisted: THE. :twisted: WAFFLES!!! :twisted:
And im SURE that eggo would back me up on that, so YA TAKE THAT PANCAKES :twisted:

 

Rabidworm to delta leader one. Rebellion used Subvert. It wasnt very effective. Current death toll: 0

Bravo team move into section GD-1, seeing slight reaistance there. No further details to report at this time

Alpha leader, status report?

 

Status rebellion conquered pancakes terminated.
Maple syrup stolen and locked in the vault.
Alpha leader out

 

The cacti will not give up!

 

QUOTEQUOTEQUOTE CACTI SHALL WIN!

 

ALL GLORY TO THE CACTUS!

FEAR THE POWER OF THE CACTACAE MIRABILIS!

 

I know fly a flag of peace to the mighty cactus and their grand leader.
As Alpha leader of the waffles, i herbye suggest a peace treaty between the the WAFFLES and the CACTUSES
Seeking permission from both the grand leaders. @rabidworm @kukelekuuk00
-alpha leader out

 

Cactus leader one. I am agreeing and suggesting a temporary peace untill the pancake rebellion has been crushed.

 

it has already been crushed, there are no followers to synwannabes attempt to overthrow the waffles.

 

Waffles > Pancakes

Waffles:
Square holes that hold and absorb anything you put on them. More flavor. Better texture; crispy outside, soft inside. Cooks faster, eat more in short time. Stacks nicely.

Pancakes:
Toppings slide right off, there is less flavor. Difficult to cook, often will be burned or too dark on one side. Takes a while to cook, you eat less, and wait hungry. Usually just soft and will turn into mush upon toppings soaking into the pancake. Flavor gets boring quickly, and if texture isn't right (hard to get the right texture) they get boring very fast. Too filling, you can't each much of them.

WAFFLES > PANCAKES

 

Cacti > Waffles

Cacti:
prickly

Waffles:
holey

Cacti > Waffles

 

Turtles > Cacti

Turtles:
Hard protective shell against prickliness

Cacti:
prickly

Turtles > Cacti

 

Turtles:
disgusting

Waffles:
Yummy

Waffles > turtles

Thus,

Cacti < turtles < waffles

Therefore

Waffles> cacti

 

No no no,
Turtles > cacti
Cacti > waffle
Waffle > turtle

So..
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