on the first day of updates, andrew gave to me One Spaaa-wn On the second day of updates, andrew gave to me Two giant portals and One spaaa-wn On the third day of updates, andrew gave to me Three trolls-a-trolling Two giant portals and one spaaa-wn On the fourth day of updates, andrew gave to me Four Mods-a-helping Three trolls-a-trolling Two giant portals and one SPAA-WN On the fifth day of updates, andrew gave to me Five angrrry builders Four Mods-a-helping Three trolls-a-trolling Two giant portals and one SPAA-WN On the sixth day of updates, andrew gave to me Six giant spawnshops Five angrrry builders Four Mods-a-helping Three trolls-a-trolling Two giant portals and one SPAA-WN On the seventh day of updates, andrew gave to me seven forum threads Six giant spawnshops Five angrrry builders Four Mods-a-helping Three trolls-a-trolling Two giant portals and one SPAA-WN On the eighth day of updates, andrew gave to me Eight map expansions seven forum threads Six giant spawnshops Five angrrry builders Four Mods-a-helping Three trolls-a-trolling Two giant portals and one SPAA-WN On the ninth day of updates, andrew gave to me Nine server crashes Eight map expansions seven forum threads Six giant spawnshops Five angrrry builders Four Mods-a-helping Three trolls-a-trolling Two giant portals and one SPAA-WN On the tenth day of updates, andrew gave to me ten flat towns Nine server crashes Eight map expansions seven forum threads Six giant spawnshops Five angrrry builders Four Mods-a-helping Three trolls-a-trolling Two giant portals and one SPAA-WN On the eleventh day of updates, andrew gave to me Eleven raging complaints ten flat towns Nine server crashes Eight map expansions seven forum threads Six giant spawnshops Five angrrry builders Four Mods-a-helping Three trolls-a-trolling Two giant portals and one SPAA-WN On the twelfth day of updates, andrew gave to me One server and one ban hammer in the face. I like soy sauce with my cucumbers. THE END By popular request.