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  1. mrpyr0

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    Lets see who the best jokester of ecocitycraft is...
    lets make it clean and fun...
    I'll start off, someone once asked me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Response: I just want to live in a world where the motives of a chicken don't have to be questioned every time they want to cross a road.
    now as you go along telling your jokes remember this one... it can't get any worse!
     
    #1 mrpyr0, Apr 15, 2013
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    Shouldn't this be moved to Off Topic?
     
    #2 MrBubblez98, Apr 15, 2013
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    Moved to Forum Games.
     
    #3 RyanJF1, Apr 15, 2013
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    Why do birds fly south for the winter?
    It's too far to walk
     
    #4 person13, Apr 15, 2013
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    Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
    To stay on the same side
     
    #5 person13, Apr 15, 2013
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    What do you call a 5-foot psychic who escapes from jail?
    A small medium at large
     
    #6 person13, Apr 15, 2013
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    Live, old thread, LIVE!

    Off that topic, How do you get a 80 year old lady to curse?


    Get another 80 year old lady next to her and say "BINGO!"
     
    #7 tguy101, May 3, 2013
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    Did you hear about the Red Ship that crashed into the Blue Ship?

    All the sailors were marooned!
     
    #8 person13, May 4, 2013
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