Harry's dream log

Well... For a very long time i've wanted to record my dream... So... Why not record them here! For the world to see!

Spoiler: 1/6/2013

Ok... This dream starts off at a train station, judging by the art style, I believe it's set in SAO (Sword Art Onlinehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sword_Art_Online ) I'm talking with this big gruff guy about trading a prisoner. He offers "2 mil" rather large orange glowing balls. At this point I have a flash back to an unknown date, where I'm talking with another dude about buying the prisoner for 2000 Orb Thingies. So at the time of the dream I was thinking "Oh yay!! 'Dat Profit," So we confirm the deal, I get 2 mil something's. Then something clicks in my brain... "Why keep us alive when he can just kill us, and reclaim the "money"." So I dive onto a train that is just about to leave the station, and brace for the explosion... which was.... Freaking massive..

So.. Now I'm traveling on a train along the country side ( I should mention, all aspects of SaO are now gone ) and I see a farmhouse with a red roof... I feel as if this is somehow... familiar. So I jump off the train and head over there, I walk in and the place is filled with pub and arcade games like air hockey, skeeball and darts. Everyone there knows me, and it would appear as if I was a semi-pro retired person who plays those games : D. So now I'm playing with all these people, and I befriend a kid, probably around 9 years old, male, with a "proper English" accent. We begin playing this cross juggling-esque game where he was throwing pool/billiards/snooker balls at me, and I had to catch them. We continued this for a while, and then he goes "I bet you can't catch this sir!" As he throws three balls through the roof and he hits a plane... As the balls are about to re-enter I brace myself, catch one of the balls, then I catch the other with the hand I'm still holding the first with by balancing the second on the first (literally impossible) and do the same with the third. Now, after seeing what i did, everyone in the place started cheering at me. Then, what appears to be the owner of the place walks in and does the whole "what's this whole ruckus" skit, which ends us both outside arguing, I then present some sort of rule book, and state that I changed the rules about eliminating members (since he was about to kick me out) In which he replies "You're a president now!!!"( I guess only presidents can do that) "yes" I reply back...

So... Now I find myself at at some huge mega party in some random club, which you would think, is awesome. ... Except for the fact that I'm in the little kids area, playing with this //Extremely Obese// person, in some weird game that's kind of like a cross between air hockey and those rotating clowns thing?? It's a game where I need to drop a ball down a constantly rotating pipe, and depending on where the pipes facing will be the direction of the ball, the goal of the game appears to be to get as many balls down to the other side of the field, now it's Almost at the end of the game and I'm winning 30/20, but, just before time runs out, this guy puts his mouth over the pipe, and begins to suck as hard as he can.... Sucking all the balls up his pipe, and out of the game. And so, when the timer stopped he won 20-19... But now I'm being it from behind by Slider Hockey sticks. so I grab a stick as well and begin having this mock battle with two kids. This continued for about 12 minutes until an employee said "Could you please stop, or you'll make Mr.Johnson angry ( We never find out who Mr.Johnson is btw) So we all drop our sticks in unison and they chase me into a ball pit... After a while I see an exit above me in the corner of the ball bit, I struggle for it and finally get to it, but after I crawl through it, I see one of the boys ( who I now know as Timmy ) and, a woman, who appears to be his mother standing in front of me... She said "Let's play a little game of tag... The rules are simple, make it to your room before we chop you up" So.... I begin running and jump out a random window... And appear at the base of a pyramid.... This same pyramid had appeared in one of my dreams before. Like my other dreams it had a room on top. I knew how to get up there. Once I'm at the entrance of my room, suddenly two Minecraft-like cobwebs, with the same properties as those cobwebs, block the entrance... I dive in hoping to get past before they catch me, but this the little kid comes out of the room holding a combat axe ( specifically, the one from a fps called crossfire, http://crossplay.weebly.com/uploads/1/5/1/3/15130232/3259040_orig.jpg?1 ) I hear, noises behind me which I recognize as the mother behind me with the chainsaw from Left 4 dead. However I make it into the room before either could get a good swing at me... Now... I'm in The room from a prior dream, and everything is the exact same as it was in that dream, even down to a chocolate bar located on a desk inside, that had the //Exact Same// wrapper ///AND/// expiration date ( 3/1/2012 for those who must know).

TL;DR I'm a slave trader who is a professional at arcade sports and plays with little kids in ball pits while running from a parent-child assassin combo.

ok! bringing it back!

Spoiler: 8/06/2014

so, i'm outside this huge-ass building in minecraft, do /rg i and it turns out it's owned by @Videowiz92 ponyville or something, anyway, we go inside and there's 4 minecarts on 4 seperate tracks, we all (video, @Revanrose6 , @iEvolive ) hop into our own carts, and turn into characters from mariocart, we all race around this track, and for some stupid reason i keep always turning right (yes, still on the tracks) when i could've kept going, but that takes me to a secret where i get launched out of a cannon, while being princess peach, when i reach the top of the sky, i look down, see the world, and wake up.

 

When they come to me I will

 

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... Interesting..

 

updated, it's been long enough