An alot (scientific name mala grammatica) is a distant relative of the walrus, and can range in size from three to seven metres. One unique feature of the alot is that can change into a near infinite amount of forms - e.g. an alot of fire, an alot of mist or even an alot of beer cans. They can run very quickly and have been reported to charge at speeds of over 100 km/h and make a loud sound much like a cat. They are known to be very dangerous and can also swim much faster than any human, reaching speeds of nearly 60 km/h.
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You call yourself a grammar nazi, but you don't follow the English style rules. You have failed me, ant.
I meant guidelines. Just know that you have to set people's names off like I am doing in this sentence, ant.