Lyrics: Everybody eat the falafel all the other food's gonna topple everybody's head's gonna bobble when they put in their mouth falafel --------------------------------- Hey baby, have I seen you around? maybe you're not from this part of town? you remind me of falafel, what? don't turn around it's just because you're both hot and brown --------------------------------- Yes you look good, a real hot lady you and falafel drive me crazy let's go on a date, right now baby don't make me wait--I'm not Kuwaiti --------------------------------- You say falafel, I say falafel you eat potato, it's taste is awful like a tomato but must you marvel at the tastiness of falafel --------------------------------- in a pita pocket or pitter patter-- fried and crispy I'm getting fatter In a sandwich or in a platter lunch or dinner, it doesn't matter --------------------------------- if you had three wishes from a genie you won't be wishing for a panini and not chicken tetrazini just falafel with tahini --------------------------------- other places you won't go eat falafel and you'll just want more just a little brown rock but you won't let go it's the only rock a Palestinian won't throw --------------------------------- Don't like falafel? I'm gonna fight you tasty rocks, yeah I'm gonna bite you eat it all? Oh yes, I would like to Don't like falafal? You must be a white dude --------------------------------- Everybody eat the falafel all the other food's gonna topple everybody's head's gonna bobble when they put in their mouth falafel --------------------------------- well there's four food groups, you knew it man but did you know falafel is two of them? Put one in your mouth, and you chew it then put another one in, you can do it man --------------------------------- falafel is my favorite food eat it and I'm in a real good mood if I could eat it any time I would it's like Cleveland, except these Browns are good --------------------------------- meet Denver, that's the name of my stomach because it is the home of the nuggets got falafel? Yes, but where to put it? put it in your mouth and then you shut it --------------------------------- itching for a falafal morsel hit the kitchen go through the door so eat a lot and then you eat more so get falafel up in your torso --------------------------------- I'd like to have a child, I pray I'd like to have a boy someday but if he's made of falafel, oh, you'd say I'd have a real tough choice to make --------------------------------- no price on falafal? We can't have that tell the cashier they have to tag that tell the bag boy that he has to bag that tell your bag mom, and tell your Baghdad --------------------------------- men love falafel, don't you know? that's because it helps your mustache grow and women voted it #1 meal to go can you believe it? somebody let them vote --------------------------------- so be the envy of your peers eating plenty of these spheres if you need a recipe, then here's one you can use for years and years cuz --------------------------------- Everybody eat the falafel all the other food's gonna topple everybody's head's gonna bobble when they put in their mouth falafel