[Dear-Leader App]Welikeike22

IGN: Welikeike22

Do you have the applicable cost in your balance: Yes, the 6,000 for the fine i'll pay for this improper application.

How did you make the funds for this application. (Lying will result in a ban): A massive war campaign against others to make me money + selling stuff in my store.

What are your plans as THE [Dear-Leader] on this server?: I want to run the world in the best way possible. I believe that i truley deserve the rank of [Dear-Leader] because i am the only person suitable for this rank and the fact that i am not yet the [Dear-Leader] is a disgrace upon my families honour! I MUST be made [Dear-Leader] or my family will disown me!

Do you have any other experiences as a [Dear-Leader]?: Yes, i am the [Dear-Leader] of North Korea. I am responsible for the Worlds 4th largest armed forces and am a successful member of the G8, With a strong alliance with The United States.

Do you have any certifications, such as Troll, President, Etc?: Yes, i was the Original President of E.C.C back when that rank was not buyable, and i find that i am one of the original E.C.C trolls. You know that troll from the first few episodes of Dora the Explorer, the guy who lived under the bridge with the funny beard who made you answer riddles? That's me.

What have you done to help E.C.C?: I hosted the first Real Radio-Station on E.C.C, Radio Pyongyang. I also have successfully conquered E.C.C's spawn, built the Brandenburg gate, and am certifiably awesome.

Do you think you have enough support from the people not to be overthrown within 3 minutes?: Yes, i think i do. The peoples response will tell you judging how they post below!

Have you read the rules: Yes, ofcourse!

Do you understand your rank is purely symbolic and you have no further power outside of your normal [Tycoon] Rank?: Absolutely! Though i will not go down without a fight.

Hypothetical Question 1: A builder is angry. What do you do? I ban him.

Hypothetical Question 2: A Resident is angry. What do you do? I ban him.

Hypothetical Question 3: A Mayor is angry. What do you do? I force him to listen to my lectures about the war of 1812. Then, further inform him of the long, winding road of US/Canadian relations.

Hypothetical Question 4: A President is angry. What do you do? Force him to tend to my cow-mooing factory.

Hypothetical Question 5: A Tycoon is angry. What do you do? Force him to work in my broccoli factory.

Hypothetical Question 6: A Owner is angry. What do you do? I show him funny videos and make him laugh at my hilarity.

Hypothetical Question 7: A Moderator is angry. What do you do? Moderators are too nice to get angry. I wont have to worry!

Hypothetical Question 8: A Super-Moderator is angry. What do you do? Super-Moderators are too nice to get angry. I wont have to worry!

Hypothetical Question 9: A Game-Admin is angry. What do you do? Game-Admins are too overworked to get angry. I will let them sit in my massage chair and give them a nice margarita so they don't get angry.

Hypothetical Question 10: A moderator tells you your dictatorship is wrong and immoral, what do you do? I put him in a gulag.

Hypothetical Question 11: A builder is being yelled at by a Tycoon on ventrillo, what do you do? I stare at the tycoon in discontent and tell him to 'Stop that'. If he continues, i smack him on the nose with a newspaper.

Hypothetical Question 12: A tycoon has been banned for breaking a rule, what do you do? I unban him, show him his house on fire, then ban him again. He must post a ban appeal on the forums to be unbanned, sorry. I cannot make exceptions for anyone, even a tycoon.

The owner handles applications once every 1-7 days. (Meaning once a week) Asking constantly about your application does not speed up the process. We very well can see there are outstanding applications and handle them every few days. As well after payment has been taken your changes are not instant, please wait patiently as they are applied. All users must be aware they will be fined for an improper application. Take extra care when applying for various server features. Do you understand this?: Yes

 

Unfortunately, Imperialist Bureaucratic Processes dictate i must file an application with parliament first.