Felon Username: MY DOG! Complaint: WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS!? STEALING SOME OF MY BACON!? I CAME BEFORE HIM HE WAS AFTER ME!!! I NEED ASSASIANS!! WE NEED TO TEACH MY DOG A LESSON!!! Evidence: THE BACON HE HAS ON HIS FACE THAT HE ATE!!! Additional Information: YOU BETTER HURRY UP BEFORE HE EATS YOURS TOO!!!