Casting Call: ECC Harmony We’re putting together **ECC Harmony** — a ridiculous Minecraft parody of *The Bachelor* — and we want actual players to be part of it. This is not official ECC content. But, if you'd like to know who is going to be a part of it I will edit people in as we get confirmation. Bachelor: @RyanOnMars Host: Contestants: @DopeIsotope @12345shane Random Crew: @TheCravedOne What We’re Doing A short parody series “reality show” set in Minecraft, starring real ECC players. Our Bachelor will be RyanOnMars — the man, the myth, the Sniffer enthusiast. Think: rose ceremonies, confessionals, dramatic betrayals, and a Bachelor who is way too obsessed with Sniffers. It’s for fun, it’s for laughs, and maybe it’ll even bring new life into the server. The finished episodes will be posted on YouTube, TikTok, and possibly other platforms. Full Transparency We have no idea what we’re doing. This might take a long time to pull together, or it might collapse halfway through. But by god, we’re hoping to make something awesome out of it. If nothing else, there will be bloopers. Who We’re Looking For Active ECC players who want to be contestants, hosts, or cameo roles. People who don’t mind being exaggerated versions of themselves for comedy. Anyone comfortable reading or improvising short lines in voice chat. Folks who can hop in-game for occasional group shots or background footage. What We’ll Need From You Your likeness: By auditioning, you give us permission to use your Minecraft skin, username, and general “persona” in the show. Audio options: Best case: you record your own lines (riffing and improv encouraged — the funnier the better). If you can’t or don’t want to, we’ll invent a voice for your character ourselves. That might mean one of us impersonating you or using an AI-generated voice. In-game appearances: We may ask you to appear for certain scenes, but nothing super time-consuming. How to Audition Reply to this thread with: Your Minecraft username & time zone A short “confessional line” (pretend you’re pitching yourself for the show) One quirk or obsession you have (the stranger the better) Role you’d prefer (Contestant, Host, etc.) ⚠️ Notes & Consent By auditioning, you’re agreeing we can exaggerate your character for comedic effect. You’re also agreeing that your likeness may appear on YouTube, TikTok, and potentially other platforms. You can opt out anytime before recording, but once it’s published, the edits/jokes stay. Every episode will include a thank-you to ECC. For example: "Made on EcoCityCraft – thanks for putting up with our shenanigans." ⏰ Deadline Get your audition in by: Idk Man Just Soon Would Be Nice. Let’s make ECC Harmony a thing — whether it ends up chaotic, hilarious, or an absolute train wreck. (Hopefully all three.)
12345shane MST (MDT? hell if I know) The only thing pulling out is me out of this competition when I find something better to do. Where the hell do I begin with weird obsessions? Probably Ryan's badonkadonk. His sniffer needs some sensual sniffing. That's not even a weird obsession, that's just observant. Have you seen it? There's a reason butt babies are a thing. We'll make it a reality (show) when I win. And then I'll take half his fortune in the divorce because ECC inflation is almost as insane as some former players who we don't talk about. You decide, idk. If I were a host I'd probably get to improvise random out of pocket comments on what is happening - we've played Jackbox and you know my improvisational skills for stupid jokes that are wildly inappropriate. As a contestant I would just say whatever stupid shit came to mind, and you know the stupid shit that comes to my mind. I have zero filter.
<----, Late Nights PDT Best pitch ever: I'm Owner Diamonds an Extra, or like something silly like boom mic dude
