On June 19th, sometime in the afternoon my beloved Baxter the donkey went missing. I suppose he could have wandered off and possibly fell in the ocean and is now residing in parts unknown. Or I suppose he could have sprouted wings and is waiting for me at spawn. Who knows? Maybe he didn't love me anymore, is applying for mayor and wants to start his own town. But the most likely scenario is that someone who loved him more than me took him. To whoever took him, here are some instructions. He requires an enormous amount of care and upkeep. He needs 2.3 bales of hay per day, and don't forget the occasional cookie or pie. He needs to be walked at least 4 times a day and taken for a swim once a day. And the most important thing of all is that Baxter has a personality disorder and is on medication. Without this medication I shudder to think what he might do. The last time I forgot his medication I had to file a grief report for all the damage he did. If the captors are holding Baxter for ransom, please contact me and possibly a small reward can be arranged. Baxter, if you are reading this, please come back to Ravenholm, the stable gate will be open and awaiting your return. Please come home!
