[Alert] The ducks are evil!

Hello everyone, it is my job to start informing you on the current event I stumbled upon, since the beginning I thought that the ducks were a bit fishy (pun intended) with the "quacks" and the "fish and bread". So I thought "what if the ducks are planning something?" I and started to look for clues. With a pen an paper close by I began to think "what if they are hiding the plan is plain sight? what if it is something that they said, repetitively?" It suddenly hit me "fish and bread", "all I eat is fish and bread", I wrote it down and started my journey to find what it meant, but that time I was starting to get tiered and went to bed. I never knew that tomorrow I would have to explain something this big to the world.

I slid out of bed stretched and walked to my computer to find my piece of paper with the words "fish and bread" on it and I thought "it might be an anagram," my quest started to take a turn. While looking, I stumbled across the words "beaf" and "dish" with an extra r and the word "and" left over, desperately I looked for the missing word. Rand? not a word, nard, neither is that. Darn. that's a word, my destiny chose it's path and found the words, beaf, dish and darn, now the easy part of it all, finding the order. Darn Beaf Dish popes into my head, that's it! Darn beaf dish, but now I am thinking "what does it mean?" "why is a dish of beaf so darn important?" my journey hit a rock, so I decided to start to tell the world the truth about these terrible monsters.

After a hopeless attempt to show the world the truth, I decided to tell someone of higher authority. A moderator should do. I start to tell him of the devious ducks devilish plan, which I though would be to own a cattle ranch or to eat beaf (both, at the time were evil even to think of), but it dawned on me that that isn't how you spell beef. Beaf must be something else!

At first I thought that it was another anagram but a member of the public said something that made quite a bit of sense. Beaf stands for something, beaf isn't beaf it's B.E.A.F.! Breakfast Enjoy Always Fun, this person also said that breakfast also meant something, breaking fast, like fast asleep. Breaking fast asleep they plan to make every ones sleep worse than theirs to make the people of the world more drowsy and that means less production. This benefits the ducks because they will be the most efficient workers and thus the most employable.

But lets take a step back,
Darn B.E.A.F. dish. We have established what B.E.A.F. is but why is it a darn dish? Lets start to think, what is a dish that isn't food, maybe you have heard of the expression "revenge is a dish best served cold"
so the anagram is informing us that the ducks are planning to takeover the world using B.E.A.F. to get revenge, but on whom? That I don't know, maybe you can find out. Don't trust the ducks, if you fall for there traps and they have a computer and free WiFi please post what is happening in the comments of this forum page. To save humanity, To save the world.

 

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hush I knew what you said but it sounded cooler XD no I just forgot what you said and I remembered parts XD

 

all ducks and ducklings are evil no matter whom they are, I would believe you when you say that you are not a duck, but why the quacks? *dun dun daa* - side note - unless you are a spy *even more of a dun dun daaaaaaaaaaa*