A simple guide to Making it Rain! (Money)

Welcome to Guide #2 by @obblebobble

You may have seen guide #1 in the series here


Here I'll be speaking about how to actually make money, not just the impression of money. It's really not that difficult. I hope you find my guides both enjoyable and helpful.
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Step 1.
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We're going to pretend you have nil, nothing, nada, zip, zilch, naught. You get it! $0. Now what? You "can't do anything". WRONG, where's the motivation!? Start some services, build for people, find some free perms in a farm, or get a rental on a eff5 tool, and work for a few hours to get that small startup capital.

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Step 2.

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Hooray! You've got yourself some dosh. Do you feel like DJ Khaled yet? Yay? Nay? Of course not, you're not absolutely loaded yet. You're still poor:


Can't even afford a ticket!?​

Seriously though, you've got a bit of cash. Now, drop it like it's hot. Not into lotto!
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So you want to drop your money like it's hot? Invest it into something reasonable, Vault of ECC investments, new tools, new town, new farm, new perms, etc, etc. Then use that to earn money, rinse and repeat. Continue to upgrade and upgrade until you have a fair amount of money, lets say $100,000 ECD.

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Step 3.
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Possibly THE most important step besides saying thanks to Obblebobble for such a great guide full of top memes. Put on some tunes, max out those speakers and start jamming. Scream and shout and let it all out.

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After you have danced to Brittney Spears like you just don't care... you're ready! Ready for your Monetary Dominance (See guide #1). You've got your first 6 figure balance (or back up to 6 figures after a nasty sportsbook loss of $1,000,000). What do you do with it? You can't mine with 6 pickaxes at once, so you don't need more than one.

No. Just because your arms are ripped to all heights doesn't mean you can carry more than 1 virtual pickaxe. Come on...
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Use it wisely! You've got some money, start up a business. The most money comes from a good idea. Be imaginative and think about what ECC needs? Treat it like real life. Dedication and hardwork combined with creativity will go far. We pulled it off, so why can't you? Note: Copying ideas won't get you anywhere. Originality is key.

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Step 4.

Give this post a hectic rating if you enjoyed. Stay tuned for Guide #3 and I hope you liked what I wrote. These guides take hard work, dedication and motivation. By the end of it you'll be able to afford that lotto ticket:


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Rate or meet your fate.

Seriously though, thanks I do try.

 

Possibly for #3. This is a legit guide though, generally farming is just break the blocks and replant. Possibly I'll do an in-depth guide. But we need an advanced guides section not basic for that.

 

That's the goal. All dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.