NickLA3107

What the duck did you just ducking say about Emus, birdo? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Australian Artillery, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids against Emus, the largest native bird in goddamned Australia, and I have over 20,000 confirmed kills. I am trained in flightless-bird warfare and I’m the top machine-gunner in the entire Australian Army. You are nothing to me but just another Emu. I will gun the crap out of you with the precision of a machine-gunners' blank firing into masses of Emus, mark my ducking words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again, birdy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of farmers across Western Australia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the darudestorm, maggot. The same darudestorm that wiped what you call an Emu. You’re ducking dead Big Bird. I could be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with just 10 rounds, and that’s just with gunfire. Not only am I extensively trained in armed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Australian Defence Force and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable flock off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known that mass extinction was the result of your little “clever” comment, maybe you would have held your ducking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn bird brain. I will poop bullets all over you and you will die from it. You’re ducking dead, birdo.