Notch breaks up with you and moves to the other side of the world. I wish I could wish a wish that lets me wish for wishes undreamed of.
Everything you do and see is now complicated, even taking a piss is and you end up getting your head stuck in the ceiling. I wish for more people to wish.
You instead have a ton of BILLS in a jar, and if you don't pay em by next week you die. I wish I could actually play tennis
You get your kayak but it is for your Barbie and not suitable for use as a flotation device. =========================================================== I wish I had the ability to freeze time.