I can just see it now, you riding the unitato majestically into the sunset... very slowly, because potatian creatures are not very fast.... and in a very disorientated manner, because potatian creatures are not very smart, they often need to be reminded which direction they're going, they have a rather short attention span. You might also need to avoid the wolves, raccoons and rabid Irishmen attempting to eat your unitato, as you ride it majestically, slowly and in a disorientated manner, into the sunset.
