Why are turtles awesome? BECAUSE...... They aree slow green AWESOME and well just awesome... WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Ok. Koopa Troopas are awesome too! Because they are turtles. This is mainly why I like them in the first place... lol
Hey, It involved turtles. Call it a "calling". lol. Makarov2010, you are one of my new best buddies o3o
Turtles are (simply) awesomeness condenced into a solid bar (that is shinier than gold), melted into a liquid, mixed with other spices, and turned into awesome sauce. This awesome sauce is than poured over turtle eggs by the TASE (Turtle Awesomeness Spreares of Earth), which then seaps through the egg shell and fueses with the already super awesome turtle. And that is why they are super awesome. Oh and koopa troopas were originally called Shellcreepers. Just so you know