The Silly Police I look at my watch, it is 20 minutes past nine am, I am late, Its 20 minutes past nine, I am not on time, I am supposed to be on time, because this is a very important date, My black car surrounded by inching traffic, I abandon it and start walking around the cars moving like snails, I find a man riding a bicycle, weaving around the slow moving vehicles, I kick him off the bike and I get on, I really needed to get to work on time, Or else I won’t get paid a single dime. I won’t be paid a single dime. The man shouts and calls the police, dialing on his phone beep, beep, beep! I hear police sirens after me, Unfortunately they couldn’t get to me, teehee! Because the cops were traveling by car, Silly police! They were behind by far! -- By JazzBeam