Silly Police Poem

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  1. JazzBeam

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    The Silly Police
    I look at my watch, it is 20 minutes past nine am, I am late,
    Its 20 minutes past nine, I am not on time,
    I am supposed to be on time, because this is a very important date,
    My black car surrounded by inching traffic, I abandon it and start walking around the cars moving like snails,
    I find a man riding a bicycle, weaving around the slow moving vehicles,
    I kick him off the bike and I get on, I really needed to get to work on time,
    Or else I won’t get paid a single dime.
    I won’t be paid a single dime.

    The man shouts and calls the police, dialing on his phone beep, beep, beep!
    I hear police sirens after me,
    Unfortunately they couldn’t get to me, teehee!
    Because the cops were traveling by car,
    Silly police!
    They were behind by far! --

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    How come nobody responds or comments?
     
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    Bumpedy-Bump-bump-Buuuuuuuuuump!
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    Don't unnecessarily bump your thread, especially not in such a short timeframe.